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#1 PigGoesQuack

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Posted 13 June 2011 - 06:08 PM

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The time came. Rose was over. The GM's now retired. It was a announced on a Saturday after my acrobatics training. Rose was coming to an end, all players only had 1 hour to say goodbye before the servers shut down forever. Vendors were crying, new players depressed, and fish heads were infuriated after purchasing another 2 month supply of IM. Many people were exchanging numbers, tumblrs, facebooks, myspace and twitters. One clan,however, refused for this to be the end. This will be their after life story.

tENLAVUU- Vu was later announced that games most skilled pker and was offered a job in Gravity's elite war team. Vu, however, declined the request. He now resides in California, where currently cooks noodles.

BlazeJr - The New Jersey devil blaze, later invested in playboy, after Hugh Hefner's death. Over time, he was passed the throne and title of CEO of playboy mansion. He now owns 6 play houses across america, 17 across Europe, and 1 in japan. We asked for his inspiration. His replied, " Cathy's boobs."

Lactea - The Italian dare devil later flew to america and opened a Italian store named, Flying Fettuccine. He became unbelievably successful, until america's top chef, Gordon Ramsey declared a restaurant war. We asked his opinion on Ramsey's challenge. He replied, " KOS."


xXxHUNGXUxXx - Hung later was announced the games most feared player for his brutal over kills and massive stuns that cause instant dc at the site, as well his broken english. Being paid allot of money for his support to announce gravitys launch to the proffesional gaming league, he later moved to Vietnam. With his money, he opened a English teaching school named. " TEACH 4 HOUR PAY YOU AND LEARN THEM ENGLISH."

PigGoesQuack - After launching his acrobatics career, he made a try outs for Olympics. During the try outs he suffered a massive injury. Due to the tightness of his tights, one of his... man hoods, was squeezed to death and collapsed. He now resides in Colombia. Currently studying a major in sex changing.

ZookeeperBobby - The notorious zoo keeper later opened a zoo's across the planet. Most famous in Australia and New Zeal-and. However, he later found lost love in London and moved their. He is announced to possibly take the throne of prince william.

SpazzyJr The over prided New Yorkie was later recognized for his fighting style. Abuse. Whereabouts are unknown, but it is said while walking home through a ally, the brutal fighter encountered a fight with 5 puerto ricans. He was said to have a broken nose, but lived, and nudered one of the jumpers. He is now resting with former clannie, Blaze. They both enjoy their Saturday nights in the playboy mansion.

MsMelodic The CANADIAN, over time opened a clothing store that turned out to be a huge success and is the number leader in fashion across Europe. We asked where she got the title for her clothing company. She replied," I named it after my lost lover. Hellis."

TheGuyThatKILLS After a long lost journey on discovering his inner self, he followed his passion for cooking. Later opening a a store name " LOS TACITOS PAPPASITOS". His leading dish, Arroz Con Pollo, is the now the leading dish across america for its marvelous taste. However, he once again changed his profession. Now he is a registered back massager for whales and penguins and resides in Antarctica.


OVER TIME.




tENLAVUU- After 43 lovely years in his house cooking noodles, he discovered he was a pinoy and not veit. After realizing he was living in a lie, he later committed suicide, leaving a suicide note. It read:

" I suicided with a spoon, too cheap to afford a gun."

P.S. Don't use my storm arrows."

He left a noodle as his signature.





MORE TO COME.


Edited by PigGoesQuack, 13 June 2011 - 07:00 PM.

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#2 Clarajane

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Posted 13 June 2011 - 06:16 PM

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#3 tENLAVUU

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Posted 13 June 2011 - 06:22 PM

omg im laughing hysterically LOOOOOOOOOOOOL this is too awesome.
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 06:26 PM

it's even more funny if you get all of our innuendos and hidden things of all our random clan talks hahaaha
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 06:26 PM

lol
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 06:32 PM

dont be mad. i misclicked...
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 07:06 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO " Tacitos papasitos" LOL
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 07:15 PM

You, my dear chap, are a bloody wanker. Glorious tale, i do say. *golf clap
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 07:20 PM

The time came. Rose was over. The GM's now retired. It was a announced on a Saturday after my acrobatics training. Rose was coming to an end, all players only had 1 hour to say goodbye before the servers shut down forever. Vendors were crying, new players depressed, and fish heads were infuriated after purchasing another 2 month supply of IM. Many people were exchanging numbers, tumblrs, facebooks, myspace and twitters. One clan,however, refused for this to be the end. This will be their after life story.

tENLAVUU- Vu was later announced that games most skilled pker and was offered a job in Gravity's elite war team. Vu, however, declined the request. He now resides in California, where currently cooks noodles.

BlazeJr - The New Jersey devil blaze, later invested in playboy, after Hugh Hefner's death. Over time, he was passed the throne and title of CEO of playboy mansion. He now owns 6 play houses across america, 17 across Europe, and 1 in japan. We asked for his inspiration. His replied, " Cathy's boobs."

Lactea - The Italian dare devil later flew to america and opened a Italian store named, Flying Fettuccine. He became unbelievably successful, until america's top chef, Gordon Ramsey declared a restaurant war. We asked his opinion on Ramsey's challenge. He replied, " KOS."


xXxHUNGXUxXx - Hung later was announced the games most feared player for his brutal over kills and massive stuns that cause instant dc at the site, as well his broken english. Being paid allot of money for his support to announce gravitys launch to the proffesional gaming league, he later moved to Vietnam. With his money, he opened a English teaching school named. " TEACH 4 HOUR PAY YOU AND LEARN THEM ENGLISH."

PigGoesQuack - After launching his acrobatics career, he made a try outs for Olympics. During the try outs he suffered a massive injury. Due to the tightness of his tights, one of his... man hoods, was squeezed to death and collapsed. He now resides in Colombia. Currently studying a major in sex changing.

ZookeeperBobby - The notorious zoo keeper later opened a zoo's across the planet. Most famous in Australia and New Zeal-and. However, he later found lost love in London and moved their. He is announced to possibly take the throne of prince william.

SpazzyJr The over prided New Yorkie was later recognized for his fighting style. Abuse. Whereabouts are unknown, but it is said while walking home through a ally, the brutal fighter encountered a fight with 5 puerto ricans. He was said to have a broken nose, but lived, and nudered one of the jumpers. He is now resting with former clannie, Blaze. They both enjoy their Saturday nights in the playboy mansion.

MsMelodic The CANADIAN, over time opened a clothing store that turned out to be a huge success and is the number leader in fashion across Europe. We asked where she got the title for her clothing company. She replied," I named it after my lost lover. Hellis."

TheGuyThatKILLS After a long lost journey on discovering his inner self, he followed his passion for cooking. Later opening a a store name " LOS TACITOS PAPPASITOS". His leading dish, Arroz Con Pollo, is the now the leading dish across america for its marvelous taste. However, he once again changed his profession. Now he is a registered back massager for whales and penguins and resides in Antarctica.


OVER TIME.




tENLAVUU- After 43 lovely years in his house cooking noodles, he discovered he was a pinoy and not veit. After realizing he was living in a lie, he later committed suicide, leaving a suicide note. It read:

" I suicided with a spoon, too cheap to afford a gun."

P.S. Don't use my storm arrows."

He left a noodle as his signature.





MORE TO COME.

LOLOLOLOL TOOO FUNNYYYY

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO " Tacitos papasitos" LOL

HAAHAAHAHA
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Posted 13 June 2011 - 07:26 PM

lol!
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Posted 14 June 2011 - 12:48 AM

That
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Posted 14 June 2011 - 03:03 AM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL hahahahahahahahah omfg I love u seb ;DDD

tENLAVUU- After 43 lovely years in his house cooking noodles, he discovered he was a pinoy and not veit. After realizing he was living in a lie, he later committed suicide, leaving a suicide note. It read:

" I suicided with a spoon, too cheap to afford a gun."

P.S. Don't use my storm arrows."

He left a noodle as his signature.


LMFAOOO

Edited by Gojio, 14 June 2011 - 03:05 AM.

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 06:08 AM

LMFAOOOOO THIS IS AWESOME!!
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Posted 14 June 2011 - 12:07 PM

Change title to
Kyoudai EPIClogue. The after story.
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Posted 14 June 2011 - 01:32 PM

Wow Seb, your stories never cease to amaze me; it's scary how accurate this one really is! I think the fact that Berry -1'd it is as funny as the writing itself.
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Posted 14 June 2011 - 03:25 PM

hahahaha niiiice seb xD
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#17 PigGoesQuack

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Posted 14 June 2011 - 06:29 PM

5 STARS. YAY!
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Posted 15 June 2011 - 11:26 PM

Rofl, i love u too, seb. keep writting.
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Posted 15 June 2011 - 11:57 PM

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 01:53 AM

I don't know any of Kyoudai's, but nice story PigGoesQuack. Was very interesting to read, you get +1 from me.
Mr Lactea thing was the coollest and the killing with spoon :waddle:
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#21 PigGoesQuack

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 02:37 PM

I don't know any of Kyoudai's, but nice story PigGoesQuack. Was very interesting to read, you get +1 from me.
Mr Lactea thing was the coollest and the killing with spoon :waddle:

Much appreciated my kneegrow from da west.
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Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:24 PM

Looooooooool. what teh ______
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Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:36 PM

Looooooooool. what teh ______

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Posted 16 June 2011 - 03:54 PM

vuu living a lie xD lmao
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Posted 25 June 2011 - 01:36 PM

LOOOOL! vu u pinoy ><
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