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[KingOfBabylon]

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• There will be a triple EXP Event in celebration of the new Hode dungeon.
  
• Sonic Blow will now only be usable by regular Assassins to make them feel more special.
  
• Sattan Morrocc has already been vanquished a lot, so Morroc is being rebuilt and the old maps restored.
  
• Hell's Gate was too powerful, damage is being reduced by 40%.
  
• We've heard countless please, so Gramps has been removed from the game and will now only appear once every 2 months.
  
• Kafra Shop Rental Items are now permanent.
  
• Payon is being revamped to it's original layout.
  
• Priest spells are now all instant, to keep the party more mobile.
  
• New Year round Lucky Box. With an added chance for some super cool loots to be announced.
  
• A new 'for fun' town, similar to Lutie, is being added named 'Clown Town.' Bard job change will be here from then on.
  
• Loot distribution will now always be set to random and only random to prevent thieves.
  
• To promote pink hats, they now nullify stun effects and give +10% to maxHP.

OMG!

Edited by KingOfBabylon, 01 April 2012 - 08:47 AM.

[Atha]

And a Happy April Fools day to you too.

[dongpickle]

OH MY GOD. THIS IS REAL

[Scuba]

Funny cuz its actually written as formally as the GMs would post.

[CeruleanGamer]

This is 100% legit.

[Beanbean]

Har har har. So original ;D

[SilX]

Has to be official. There's that one spelling error buried within.

[KingOfBabylon]

SilX, on 01 April 2012 - 10:10 AM, said:

Has to be official. There's that one spelling error buried within.

I can name a couple

[Agahim]

no need for clown town. prontera with all its spambots is pretty much the same.

[Kadnya]

Is it sad that these are better than the actual patch notes ?

[aquaria]

Lmao interesting! I miss old Morroc and payon.

[Riakuta]

Kadnya, on 01 April 2012 - 02:12 PM, said:

Is it sad that these are better than the actual patch notes ?

Yes quite sad indeed.

[KingOfBabylon]

Kadnya, on 01 April 2012 - 02:12 PM, said:

Is it sad that these are better than the actual patch notes ?

Well, that's not a response I expected lol

Well, excluding the payon part, that'd be awesome

Edited by KingOfBabylon, 02 April 2012 - 07:21 AM.

[FatherBob]

Man I wish this were true.