Community Status Updates

Should I try apply for a vMod position? Is my mind out of the gutter enough to not suddenly blurt out some perverted comments instead of actually moderating? And with my terrible warning history, I highly doubt they would even look at my resume for the position. To be honest though I really sincerly hope that Myzery should apply for this, I think he is one of the most sound and considerate posters who assesses the situation well before making judgements on what to say.