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[Aethon]

why do krawfies only drop crap?
because they are shellfish!

hahaha!! This made my day

Here's my joke:
Look at that poor Moldie, it's starting to mold T_T

[paLDube]

Huge man: You shouldn't wear makeup
Calanor: Why?
Huge man: It's messing with perfection!

[Suns]

Huge man: You shouldn't wear makeup
Calanor: Why?
Huge man: It's messing with perfection!

I read this joke, then looked at your avatar. TEEHEE XD

Edited by Suns, 27 May 2013 - 04:49 AM.

[paLDube]

I read this joke, then looked at your avatar. TEEHEE XD

perfect jokes huh?

[maldini]

Q to Rose Developer: What is your biggest accomplishment so far?
A from Rose Developer: Still in the job even after creating all those bugs.

[DigitalKitten]

Bumping it in September... I'm just as late as the planet releases...   

 

Q; How many raiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, otherwise they'd never find each other.

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you know you're addicted to Rose Online when you have a birthday and yell "DING!!!!"

 

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A stealthed raider walks into a bar.

A nearby mage sneezes.

The raider appears and says "OMG! Nerf level 1 AoE".

 

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You know that you're too addicted to Rose when your girlfriends pants got low drop rate.

 

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What is the sound a GM makes when answering a ticket?

 

-I don't know, but I will tell in 37 days when I get a response.

 

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You know you play too much when...

Your microwave dings and you go, "Grats!".

 

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Q: How many devs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

A: none, they'll just nerf darkness in the next patch.

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You know you have played too much Rose when you post on a forum what you do when you've played too much Rose.

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Q: How many devs does it take to screw in a lightbuld?
A: Sorry, can't tell you. That would be considered a hint.

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Yo mommas so fat, she takes up 5 slots in CD.

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Yo' mammas so fat she joined an Arena and got stuck.

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A lvl 5 adventurer walks into a bar.

Everybody screams and laughs "NOOB"

Level 5 adventurer goes to the warpportal forums to create a "Nerf Bars!" post.
 

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I got and won your red heart...   But then I remembered my inventory was full.

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If you think about it, levling a character without a cleric is a bit like being irish...
Drink, fight, drink, fight, drink ....

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I'm a mage, small and stout,
here's my staff and here's my mount,
when I see trouble I scream and shout,
pop my debuff and mana shield out.

(not really a joke er?)

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Q: How many dps does it take to kill a Knight?
A: I don't know.. but we'll get him one of these days...

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Q: What class do you have to be to come out of the closet the easiest?
A: A raider, you won't see them in stealth!

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based on a true story....

ShazamO: It's time for an event! The first person to come to Sunshine Coast and trade me 5 trash gets a small prize!

 

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Most of them are a bit lame ... but aren't jokes in general 

Here's a few more... it's a spoiler of shame... they aren't as good.

 

Spoiler

Are you bind-on-pickup? 'Cause baby now you're mine.   
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Baby you're best In slot for my Heart.   
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What's the difference between an accident and a tradedy?
-An accident is a ship full of Mages sinking. A tragedy is if they can swim.

(you could insert any class you dislike tbh, but who likes their debuffs?)
 

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Gm: Ever heared the joke of the disapearing Gm's?
me: Ehmnnn no?
Gm: This conversation has ended if you need more help feel free to write another ticket (that riddle when the Gm convo has ended)

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If the Rose servers were to die, 20% of the players would enter coma. If you're one of the 80% that would be laughing, good for you

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Kid: Dude my parents only let me play 30 mins a day of Rose now.
Friend: Dude your parents seriously need a nerf they are way too OP.

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Jesus died on the cross, and was ressurected 3 days later. Wow, talk about lag...

(I call legit, there's a rose player called Jesus.)

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Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of Tarzanite7's.

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Raider to cleric: Wanna see my screw attack?   

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I think something is wrong with my auto-aim, because I can't take my eyes off you.
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Huehue the last ones were pick up lines but those need to be done too.. or most were tbh   

 

 

Edited by DigitalKitten, 18 September 2013 - 01:13 PM.

[jerremy]

Me.

[AngryHobo]

BA DUM TSSS.

[claw68]

"Miss" ROSE

 

'nuff said LOL

Edited by claw68, 11 September 2013 - 06:32 PM.

[Feuer]

Karkia will be released in tomorrow's patch, good one huh?

 

You pain me with your humor...

[pimpthomy]

"dolphin island", where the dolphins at? gg.

[RoFoN]

But... Tanzanites shine green :U

[DigitalKitten]

Yea but the stone tarzanite is blue and so are real tarzanites, but does any gem look blue once it's in a socket?

[jerremy]

Yea but the stone tarzanite is blue and so are real tarzanites, but does any gem look blue once it's in a socket?

The girl's best friend shines blue.

[DigitalKitten]

:[ What ever. Eyes shining like D7's sounds weird. I give up *feels like erasing whole joke page* 

[xcedrabridwatha]

10 min left on retrieval medal, boss about to respawn..

 

Server Disconnect!

 

(not really funny though)

 

 

Little Cleric: the itzty bitsty spider crawled up the water spout...

Ulverick: om nom nom *errrp*

[jerremy]

Your momma's so fat, Orlo became a wasteland when she sat down!

[DigitalKitten]

Oh god I can't believe I actually laughed to that jer..

[kalfak2]

"God i want to ask you for a wish"

 

God: "What is it?"

 

- "I want a bridge from Europe to America so i can drive there with my car!"

 

God: "Theres no way I can do it son, that distance is way too long, Plus building poles underwater is absolutely impossible"

 

-"K, So I want to kill a Knight using nothing but my scout!"

 

God: "So how many lanes do you want on that bridge son?"

 

 

[pandasoup23]

Your momma's so fat, Orlo became a wasteland when she sat down!

 

Priceless.

[DarthKarla]

Question??? If ever the mobs in prison start dropping Soap will you pick it up?

[Leonis]

I want to throw my hat in the pile, so here's my riddle:
What's quick, stands above you and has multiple adventures?

[DigitalKitten]

Is that rose related... it's very tricky :|

[Leonis]

Is that rose related... it's very tricky :|

 

Maaayyybeeee~~~

[jerremy]

What takes longer, killing a knight or lvl220-230?

Not sure, but both seem like an eternity~