If we want to talk about bacon and beer, please direct those questions towards me. It's a national breakfast in Australia, we only eat bacon and drink beer in the morning. Just to take the edge off waking up.
Is it also true that you Aussies OHKO three kangaroos in a row with your boomerang, wrestle a great white shark down to the shore, carry an oversized bowie knife at all times, and swim with schools of stingrays WITHOUT getting a barb through your heart daily, all before the morning's seventh pint of Guiness?
