Facekiller
hoikarnage
escod
Archbishop: "I swear to Valkyrie that I wish this was a PK server."
Shadowchaser: "F-yeah! I got that Archbishop good when I knocked those treats out her hand! She bopped me on my head but it is sooooo worth it! Hahahahaa!"
Perezoso15
Prontera, an usually calm city situated in the prosperous kingdom of Rune Midgards. A place where adventurers can buy tools nessesary for their trip but today...
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Sorcerer: Flamey! You came back after running away suddenly the other day!
Imp (Flamey): Yes, after starving me to death I think it's about time I have my revenge you obnoxious Sorcerer! That one, Lord Ifrit he is the one who left me in the ashes!
Ifrit: You shall suffer the power of Thor's Volcano in all of it's might, you poor excuse for a Sorcerer! *Ifrit sends a shower of meteors after Sorcerer*
Sorcerer: Awww Flamey, I finally get to meet your family, your affection to me warms my heart!
Ifrit:...AND YOU! "Caption Person", it's LORD Ifrit, correct that unless you want to be the next.
Lord Ifrit:...Better.
Imp (Flamey): *Rushes in front of Lord Ifrit* My lord! Adventurers are coming to aid the Sorcerer. Let me dispose of them, I'll turn them to coal in a second.
Ranger: Finally our chance to shine! Go Larg-o-Wargo use Warg Strike!
Warg: Chariz- *Cough* I mean, stop calling me that...Taking a nap now.
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Rune Knight: Oh Wanderer long time no s-
Wanderer: Kyaaaa----!
Rune Knight: What..?
Wanderer: Nyang-*
Rune Knight: Okay...
Wanderer:
Argggggh!! Stop drinking!!
Rune Knight: The hell? I'm not-
Wanderer: Stop smoking!! Stop smoking or else I'm going to join you!!
Rune Knight: *Sigh* Not this again.
Cat: *Yawns* At it again huh...
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Aliza: I'm gonna get you Tarou, I'm gonna get you like i got all of your family! Mwahahahaha!
Alice: Calm down Aliza, the poor thing was just grabbing some flowers and cheese for its family's graves.
Aliza: Shut up Alice! It won't need flowers nor cheese where it's going!
Alice: At least be soft with the poor thing...
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Geneticist: *Hands shaking*....This time...This time is the one...I promise please don't kill me Sohee!
Sohee: I want the little ghost doll *Smiles* I think i told you that a while ago Geneticist....*Sharpens knife with an unusually shaped stone*
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Archbishop: I finally finished cooking for this year's halloween....
Savage bebes: But it's summer already Archbishop!
Archbishop:...
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Dullahan: My...My helmet! What in the world?! Where is it!?
Shadow Chaser: Gave the fountain a medieval touch! *Giggles* wanna check it out Dullahan?
Dullahan: What?! I'm attending to more important issues here, get lost Shadow Chaser!
Shadow Chaser: Your loss then, good luck finding your helmet!
Dullahan: My Balloon! It's flying away....*Sobs*
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Warlock *Thinks to himself*... We're finally alone just the two of us...i have to do something...i need to do something fast...
Mechanic: What's up Warlock? You've been acting weird for a while.
Warlock: What?! Oh...it's...it's nothing um...Mechanic I....Well for a while I....For you....*Extends shacking hand*
Mechanic: Hmm..?
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Guillotine Cross: Noone will notice if just a tiny bit is gone! I'll just eat it this piece of watermelon fast....Yes! This is what i trained years for! This is why i joined the organization! THIS IS MY REASON TO EXIST!!!
Poop: Well hope she likes it,i baked that watermelon shaped cake with my own two han-... I baked that cake myself -somehow-!
ranalek
"Please drink responsibly"
Aedis
Necrohealiac
Aliza: Eww a mouse! This is the last time I'm going outdoors Alice. I'm headed back to the factory, where everything is nice, clean, and sterile.
Alice: Well I always have a cat around, so mice aren't a problem for me...
AnnieBars
Dullahan: Oh no, my helmet! It's gone! My head is flying away now.....Wait a minute! I never had one to start off with!! Shocking news! *being sarcastic*
Rythen"Guild Meeting - bring a friend!" was only supposed to apply to other humans, but at least the Arch Bishop now knows that her guild is filled with monster whisperers. Next time, she will be more cautious.
holydemoniclight
The one which goes
says: "ey bby wan sum luv?"
And the one which goes
says: "Um, could you not? Creep."
Caption: "78% of marriages [in RO] fall apart within the first week. Don't be this couple. Contact your local *********** Love specialist today for a free appointment.
Batteries not included."
Anonymous entry sent by PM***
Female Mechanic to Male Warlock: Relax! I just "borrowed" it for the Halloween party. There's no way Dullahan's coming all the way from Niflheim to get his helmet back! Next you'll be telling me Ifrit's coming down from Thor's Volcano to reclaim his son. Live a little!
Damara
"We heard there'd be punch and pie?"
IcedCafeMocha
Talvis
meli
Tigra
"Unfortunately, the pile of poo seemed to be the only one watching the bebe's synchronized swimming routine."
Frike
NAKKERS
Arch Bishop: "Really guys? You can just tell me my cooking is bad next time,
this is too much."
Jaye
Darkcompact
Ifrit: Go on son!
(For those who know FMA, imp in an Major Armstrong voice)
Imp: My beautiful biceps! See here the fire clan's beauty passed down the line of the fire clan's family! /flex
Sohee: You didn't win.....!!
Male genetic w/rideword: OMG!! No one ever wins these! I could have bought 20 now with all the zeny I've spent!
Dulahan: Fly! Be free! Go home and be with your kind!!!!
Deviruchi: X_X
SynCelestial
Male Warlock w/ Skull Cap : You're the only one I'd look at babe, honest.
Female Mechanic w/ Red Beret : I could have sworn you were eying those melons behind you..
Deviruchi : Jeez, she's such an Airhead.
Savage Babe (facing the Warlock and Mechanic) : Don't trust him, he's just a pig!!
Female Guillotine Cross w/ Gothic Heartwing hairband : Mmh..?
Road
Mecha and Warlock :
"I look much bigger standing up!"
Saffire
-In Unison- Rune Knight and Wanderer: Scissors... Paper... Stone!
Wanderer: Stone!!
Rune Knight: Paper!! I won the bet! Lap Dance please!
Wanderer: NEVERRRR!! Stay away from me!
Cat: Yawn...humans...
amarande
KiyokoHasami
falrein
Aliza: ALICE! For the last time, cheese DOES NOT grow on trees!
Zander
Ranger: (Killing ifrit atm after killing it card dropped) omg card /happy and /excited,,
GM announcement: We apologize for inconvenience but we are doing a rollback. So please log out as soon as possible!
davdbg
Female GX:
-ñom nom ñom, I don't care what that sign say, THIS WATERMELON IS SOO DELICIUS!!! (I wonder what they use to grow it...)
PooPoo:
-*staring at her* huehuehue
Donguri
Focus is only on Aliza and Alice:
Masochist's Broom [1]
Adds a 2% chance of using [Stab] Lv 1 on yourself when doing a physical attack.
ka10
KriticalAssassin
Dullahan: "I wanna rock and roll all night... and party every day!"
andybrownma
YangeWenli
Ifrit: Its not easy being the living avatar of fire you know?
Imp: ....
Ifrit: I have always wanted to be a baker and make delicious treats but humans....are scared of me
Imp: ...
Ifrit: For just today ill stop being the avatar of fire Ifrit and become Ifrit the baker!
Imp: GL with that
OnyxDemonX
mp: (A wild Imp appears) Rawr
female ranger w/ green hair: Look Wolfie! A wild Pikachu!!!
blue mercenary w/ golden gear: Noob, this is not Pokemon... And i saw the Magmaring first!!!
stygionyx
female guillotine cross w/ gothic heartwing hairband : Oh Jack, draw me like one of your french girls! :slur:
juxtapposed
devaiah
Ifrit : Just another day hitting the weights.
Sorcerer : I'm too wise for this sh*t.
RK v. Wanderer : That's my Pu$$y !!
GX : I sure hope that WL doesn't "Sense" the Wind I Broke !
Warlock : Oh Lord , Someone just cast a "Fart" Gust !
SC : I must be High ...
4876140104011342890
Show me your emoticons in 3...2...1, kacaaak!! Nice take!
Buffers
female arch bishop w/ black bunny band : Get the new iPhone 6!
male genetic w/ rideword hat : Nice! Galaxy Note! Sohee: ONLY Apple FANS allowed!
female ranger w/ green hair: Apple is the BEST!
male sorcerer w/ detective hat: My new iphone just Bent.
Myzery
Akupuff