*edit* All members who attend woe TE are paid 5m + supplies, but since we are in dire need of killers, I am offering a 10m Bonus to any level 90+ Champions who are willing to woe with us for one hour on Sunday! Win or lose, you get paid!
BILLY MAYS HERE Dr. Tame here! Are you tired of noobing around Prontera, wondering what all the pros are doing, but lack the impressive pay-2-win BS and high levels that other guilds demand? Well then you are going to love Conglomerate! Using state of the art technology and experts from around the globe, we've created the perfect guild setting for the average player who wants to feel what it's like to murder other players in glorious combat! Our researchers have determined that waiting around for elite 175 mvp totting tryhards is both unproductive and ultimately, unsatisfying! That's why we at conglomerate just don't gaf! Our only requirement is that you show up to woe!
- Low level? You're in!
- Crappy gear? You're in!
- Don't speak english? You're in!
- Only speak english? You're in!
- Insatiable appetite for murder? You're in!
- Bad or no credit? You're in!
Act now and you will also be invited to join the mighty Equestria, our WoE TE guild, which currently averages 15-20 attendance in all our noobish glory!
All supplies are provided! Expert advice from a pro guild leader who's been playing for over a decade! We also have some active pvpers, if that's your thing! Membership is determined by who shows up for woe, but right now we have plenty of room, so don't worry if you miss a few.
First 15 new members receive personalized titles!
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Edited by DoctorTame, 02 October 2016 - 03:12 PM.