Things have come to a pretty pass
Our levels are growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
You say 'slinger and I say archer
You say wanderer and I say ranger
'slinger, archer, wanderer, ranger
Let's call the whole thing off
You like gray shield and I like valk shield
You like blue sword and I like red sword
gray shield, valk shield, blue sword, red swords
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off. Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then when will our level be maxed?
So if you like drain life and I like earth strain
I'll take drain life and give up earth strain
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
You say jitterbug and I say charleston
You say last room and I say faceworm
jitterbug, charleston, last room, faceworm
Let's call the whole thing off
You like hinalle and I like mastela
You like grape juice, and I like blue potion
hinalle, mastela, fresh fish, pumpkins
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, when will our zeny be maxed?
So if you go bio4 and I go clock tower
I'll do bio4 and cancel clock tower
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break our guild
break our guild
So if I go for dracula and you go for eddga
no more discussion we'll go for eddga
For we know we need each other so we
Better call the calling off off
Let's call the whole thing off