Hello, young traveler! How are you? Oh, nice! I am great. Thank you for asking. Splendid weather we're having. Anyways, I am here to buy off the one of the hundreds of FAWs you are possibly hording for a beautiful price of 800m. I know what you're thinking. Why is my offer 800m? Well, it will be my first FAW, so I'll be sure to feed it, wash it, take it for walks, and treat it with love and kindness. I'll even name it after you if you'd like. So I am really offering you 800m + love and nurture I will give to the FAW. 
Thanks!
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Just bought one!
Edited by drwguy45, 28 June 2019 - 01:08 PM.
