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[Naughty]

Good morning/Afternoon/Evening to all you. Heres the T.G.I.F Good Morning thread.


Bonjours Mes Amis! its friday!


The Naughty Patrols Glomp List


Naughty...Yes thats me ok, i admit it! what do you expect i live in the naughty corner, geez!
KingArthur...Busted!
Strongbad...*winky-face* *patty-head* man!
CoffeeMuse...I dragged by the legs to my corner.No easy task!
Rxwoman...Issued with her Naughty Corner visa.
Quakes...because he's a clever pastaboi!
Could be you?
Could be your imaginary friend? o.0
I dunno, i ran outa suspects but im looking


If you want to confess to being naughty. . .let me know and your name will appear on the above list till you decide to mend your ways.





Naughtys Nostalgia...

*strokes naughty seat
Missed me? Oh i can hear you sighing at the back. Last time i did the GM thread, i was tormenting England.
Now i have gone International and im tormenting Amereeeeca. Land of Hot Tamales and Taco Bell
When word spread that i was going to be doing the T.G.I.F Good Morning thread again, it was suggested to me that i resurrect some old forum posts from past Good Morning threads.
Sooo without further ado, heres our first Naughtys nostalgia moment.

Originally posted 3.19.09 By Fishnet

The Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to
the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will
be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?'
asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me,
sir.. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there,' says the man.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick
with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'


Have a great T.G.I.F day, if your new to this thread, welcome and dont be shy to say hello as everyone is welcome.


So till next time...Be Naughty but nice! =)



Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke


..............................Naughty by name, but not by nature.................................

[KingArthur]

Welcome back Naughty Thread

And Gooooooooooooooodmorning

[Bendersmom]

Morning? It's still Thursday in America.

Hi Naughty, nice to see your threads again. Strongbad miss him.
Glad you are back to doing the GM threads as well. Starting to feel like old home week. The forums need some happy people and posts for sure.

[CoffeeMuse]

I miss Strongbad too. Maybe he will log into vent and surprise us out of the blue one day!

Oh, yes, but it is Friday in England and we gotta get up early so gotta go to bed early.

Good morning!

[Naughty]

Morning? It's still Thursday in America.

Hi Naughty, nice to see your threads again. Strongbad miss him.
Glad you are back to doing the GM threads as well. Starting to feel like old home week. The forums need some happy people and posts for sure.

I miss him too!
Happy people and Happy posts? Here you go, just for you <3

(A man walks into our crowded coffee shop and yells at the top of his lungs.)

Man: EVERYBODY GET DOWN!

Supervisor: Oh no, its a robbery!*begins to call security*

Man: on the DANCE FLOOR!

(The man then dances up to the front, past shocked customers, grabs a bottle of water, and dances out of the store. Security nabs him outside the door)

Edited by Naughty, 19 May 2011 - 07:18 PM.

[LaLeLu]

Morning? It's still Thursday in America.

Hi Naughty, nice to see your threads again. Strongbad miss him.
Glad you are back to doing the GM threads as well. Starting to feel like old home week. The forums need some happy people and posts for sure.

Good morning everone,
good morning Bendersmom, it's Friday morning 10:30 here in europe, different times zones messing it all up and i do agree with what you say

Strongbad? *scratching head* do i remember him? no bell ringing...

Loved to see KingArthur coming up with the good morning thread again and now we have Naughty back with the tgif-threads as well. That's simply great, great, great !
although i don't post much (too busy with thinking about how i can get on Naughty's naughty list) i've read them all and will again.

[Cracker]

Possible final day on earth. Waiting the gigantic earthquake and my final hours on apocalyptic earth so GM and GB!

[Xieg2]

No one can predict the end of the world. Beware of false "prophecies"

"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Be on guard! Be alert! You do not know when that time will come." (NIV, Mark 13:32-33)

Edited by Xieg2, 20 May 2011 - 06:32 AM.

[HellGuardian]

Good afternoon to all rosearian. It's still the same crappy weather here with scattered thunderstorm. Can't be any activities to be naughty in the rain? Is there? I hate being wet and got to work with wet pants and socks ... Yuck!

Here is a little joke for everyone and please don't take this too personally :-)


A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS:  A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all !

[Naughty]

Good afternoon to all rosearian. It's still the same crappy weather here with scattered thunderstorm. Can't be any activities to be naughty in the rain? Is there? I hate being wet and got to work with wet pants and socks ... Yuck!

Here is a little joke for everyone and please don't take this too personally :-)


A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS:  A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all !

Waaaats that you say! you cant be naughty in the rain??!

[Bendersmom]

Good afternoon to all rosearian. It's still the same crappy weather here with scattered thunderstorm. Can't be any activities to be naughty in the rain? Is there? I hate being wet and got to work with wet pants and socks ... Yuck!

Here is a little joke for everyone and please don't take this too personally :-)


A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS:  A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all !

What women want in a man at age 22:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:
1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:
1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

[HellGuardian]

What women want in a man at age 22:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What women want in a man at age 32:
1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What women want in a man at age 42:
1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What women want in a man at age 52:
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What women want in a man at age 62:
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What women want in a man at age 72:
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

ROFLMAO ~~~ Awesome !!! At least somewhat a guideline.

[Revolve]

So do i O:

[Naughty]

So do i O:

No insert *evul laugh*? your slacking

@HellGuardian
"A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all !"

I sat all afternoon thinking of the above. Im trying to work out where i have gone wrong.
You all know i just got married right? right! Well i have checked and i can declare i have...
A raincoat in the closet
A bicycle in the garage
A... err ok well lets just stop there LoL, but you get my drift now im sure