11 replies to this topic

[JoetheDude]

After getting scammed into playing this pathetic class, I finally realized how crap it is.

I was told I would be able to one-shot everyone. I cannot - I can only one shot everyone except some RGs.
I was told I would be able to solo an entire guild. I cannot - I can only solo half a guild.
I was told that I would be able to excel at every RO skill. I cannot - I can only excel at the best skills and not other skills, like play dead or throw stone.
I was told suras are the easiest to level. They are not - novices reach max job 1000000x faster than us and need only consume 400 novice pots. The next fastest class are the auto-hitting players at magmarings who do not respond to my messages for some reason.
I was told sura equips are the best. They are not - I just recently discovered there is something called a megtard and a bryner that ALL classes how allowed to use.
I was told that as a sura I would be able to find parties and guilds and sex at ease. Well, FYI, I have not received A SINGLE INVITE when I have my chat up 24/7 saying "N>Party with Gwings 150m/h+". VERY reasonable IMHO given that I get 200m/h solo! I have been kicked from EVERY SINGLE GUILD because they say I am a noob for being unable to defend a castle by myself. AND WORSE, I have had no sex at all even in spite of my op-ness (now i think up-ness). I have been approached ONCE ONLY by an ugly looking knight called lazarus. And he demanded 1000z per hour. 1000Z PER HOUR?! WTF IS DIS! I AM A SURA.

Suras are really weak. Gravity, I have only played for one week and I can tell you dis. Suras should be able to solo Midgard in TWO DAYS! If not, why play a sura at all?!

Gravity, I implore you to consider this proposal with the utmost seriousness. Buff suras NOW OR ELSE. Or else all the suras will quit their class and move on to the next most OP class.

[Snewt]

Lrn2play

[ExDarkrb]

I love this sarcastic troll!!

Next OP class - none

As I honestly stick to my true belief, all classes are balanced

[Viri]

You're trying to exaggerate but every single buff this/nerf this thread sounds this bad to me.

[Snewt]

lol

[Intrigue]

I was told that as a sura I would be able to find parties and guilds and sex at ease.

Haha!

[weaseI]

clown

[sexytime]

AND WORSE, I have had no sex at all even in spite of my op-ness (now i think up-ness). I have been approached ONCE ONLY by an ugly looking knight called lazarus. And he demanded 1000z per hour. 1000Z PER HOUR?! WTF IS DIS! I AM A SURA.

lol

[gravitysucks]

After getting scammed into playing this pathetic class, I finally realized how crap it is.

I was told I would be able to one-shot everyone. I cannot - I can only one shot everyone except some RGs.
I was told I would be able to solo an entire guild. I cannot - I can only solo half a guild.
I was told that I would be able to excel at every RO skill. I cannot - I can only excel at the best skills and not other skills, like play dead or throw stone.
I was told suras are the easiest to level. They are not - novices reach max job 1000000x faster than us and need only consume 400 novice pots. The next fastest class are the auto-hitting players at magmarings who do not respond to my messages for some reason.
I was told sura equips are the best. They are not - I just recently discovered there is something called a megtard and a bryner that ALL classes how allowed to use.
I was told that as a sura I would be able to find parties and guilds and sex at ease. Well, FYI, I have not received A SINGLE INVITE when I have my chat up 24/7 saying "N>Party with Gwings 150m/h+". VERY reasonable IMHO given that I get 200m/h solo! I have been kicked from EVERY SINGLE GUILD because they say I am a noob for being unable to defend a castle by myself. AND WORSE, I have had no sex at all even in spite of my op-ness (now i think up-ness). I have been approached ONCE ONLY by an ugly looking knight called lazarus. And he demanded 1000z per hour. 1000Z PER HOUR?! WTF IS DIS! I AM A SURA.

Suras are really weak. Gravity, I have only played for one week and I can tell you dis. Suras should be able to solo Midgard in TWO DAYS! If not, why play a sura at all?!

Gravity, I implore you to consider this proposal with the utmost seriousness. Buff suras NOW OR ELSE. Or else all the suras will quit their class and move on to the next most OP class.

Suras do not need a buff. They're strong enough already. There's plenty of counters to Suras skills you just need to learn to play your class.

[Braska]

Op tried too hard.

[CeruleanGamer]

I'm somewhat disappointed with the trolling in Warpportal forums. I thought the trolls are smarter and smoother. =P

[DieNasty]

"The next fastest class are the auto-hitting players at magmarings who do not respond to my messages for some reason."

Nice one. You deserve more upvotes than downvotes.

Edited by DieNasty, 13 July 2011 - 06:19 AM.