Unbarring Octave
#1
Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:43 PM
Let's kick some ice!
#2
Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:47 PM
#3
Posted 05 October 2011 - 02:55 PM
"detard is reeeetarrded"
"moonlight died by starlight"
"NAKED SURA ALERT!!"
"Fallen bishop hibram is still standing"
"I fret over Ifrit"
"roses are red, violets are blue, violet fear is purple..."
"Cydra"
"I have run out of jokes, but please laugh"
#4
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:10 PM
A million times this. Holy crap some of those lines...I'd also like to get rid of some of the really awkward ones from the Dancer equivalent. It just makes me think all the dancers are in abusive relationships >_>
#5
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:20 PM
"My Yoyo pet is playing with my yoyo."
#6
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:21 PM
"Don't come------!"
Also,
SASQUATCH HYDRA
#7
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:22 PM
#8
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:27 PM
#9
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:49 PM
The Bard Unbarring Octave could use a rewrite though, since some of those jokes aren't really that funny or make sense. Is this where I come in and try to make a suggestion to the GM's? I suppose since it's a localization thing that it wouldn't be something that needs kRO approval. I'll ask them in a bit. =x
Could use more suggestions now on what isn't desired and what sounds attractive for the skill.
Edited by GuardianTK, 05 October 2011 - 04:51 PM.
#10
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:52 PM
#11
Posted 05 October 2011 - 04:53 PM
Thank you, but our princess is in another castle!
I AM ERROR.
Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Love goes away, like night into day...
GREAT SCOTT!!
I made a +20 knife~
Will there be cake at this party?
Novices are the Creamy's primary food source~!
The Kobold and the Beautiful...
No! My precious jellopy!!
PecoPeco, I choose you!
That Hydra touched me inappropriately.
This isn't funny! I'm dying over here!
I'll be selling autographs after the performance~
She left me for a Rune Knight...
Ice to meet you!
You all need to chill out.
Snow problem at all.
Refrigerate after aggroing!
#12
Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:00 PM
I like the Dancer Dazzler variations though...
The Bard Unbarring Octave could use a rewrite though, since some of those jokes aren't really that funny or make sense. Is this where I come in and try to make a suggestion to the GM's? I suppose since it's a localization thing that it wouldn't be something that needs kRO approval. I'll ask them in a bit. =x
Could use more suggestions now on what isn't desired and what sounds attractive for the skill.
Could you please? :B
As for the ones I think would be nice to change... Some of them are just engrishy, some of them.... just don't make any kind of sense at all, like the aforementioned Sasquatch Hydra. Looking at the list on wiki for examples...
Give me your warm thanks... Sight!
Lord of Familiar!!
I'm correct, aren't I? Andre?!
Ah... Anger... There's nothing else I can do... Time to release Mistress.
They've returned! Legend of the 5th Artificial Smokie!
Wonderful Monster... Worm Tail
Let them be stupid, yes. Let them be painfully bad jokes... but at least they'd be jokes!
#13
Posted 05 October 2011 - 05:06 PM
#14
Posted 05 October 2011 - 07:49 PM
#15
Posted 05 October 2011 - 09:14 PM
Indeed.The Dancer should dress differently if she wants to be treated with respect.
And perhaps just before getting frozen they /omg and their head falls to the floor and thats the animation they are frozen in.
Edited by Theoretical, 05 October 2011 - 09:17 PM.
#16
Posted 06 October 2011 - 04:48 AM
unbarr-able
Could you please? :B
As for the ones I think would be nice to change... Some of them are just engrishy, some of them.... just don't make any kind of sense at all, like the aforementioned Sasquatch Hydra. Looking at the list on wiki for examples...
Give me your warm thanks... Sight!
Lord of Familiar!!
I'm correct, aren't I? Andre?!
Ah... Anger... There's nothing else I can do... Time to release Mistress.
They've returned! Legend of the 5th Artificial Smokie!
Wonderful Monster... Worm Tail
Let them be stupid, yes. Let them be painfully bad jokes... but at least they'd be jokes!
But those are some of the good ones too- and most of them are pretty funny in there own way. I like the fact that they are mostly RO-references, putting in actual jokes/actual bad jokes would ruin it IMO, the funny part IS that it's RO-ifyed.
My favourites personally are
- Why am I so popular? Even monsters come to me!
- Should I give you a Blue Potion~ or Red Potion~
- Target Lock. Sidewinder Go!
- Dark Lord looks like me after four beers...
- Hollgrehenn!! Don't break my sword! Please?!
- Best solution to Mistress is alcohol!
- For a Minorous to be a Majoruros, he must practice his hammer swinging form.
- "Ambernite vs Mammonite!", Nightmare as Referee.
- I feel pretty~ Oh so pretty~ I feel pretty and witty and... uh.. I think I'll stop now....
- Dad, do you have relationship with Chonchon?
- My music is Yoyo, don't ask me why. Because I'm stupid.
Some of them are actually very clever although I agree, I really don't understand "Sasquatch is really hydra" thing either.
Also having "Ah~ Dark Lord is so freakin stoopid ~" proc when you're in a party with someone called "darklord257" is hilarious. especially if it's an auto-cast joke and you aren't a bard class.
#17
Posted 06 October 2011 - 05:54 AM
I say this 4 times per day and people still go "what??"
#18
Posted 06 October 2011 - 12:45 PM
And... Boom goes the dynamite
Hilariously derailing Oneliner!
ATL+F4 GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH
Remember when dealing with sexual harassment if you smile... you can't file
Why do people always ask me "do the drapes match the carpet"?
To bad for you guy, I left my beer glasses at home.
Aww... wigglely bits
Hey there cutie want to do some N.A.F.T.A.?
>_>
#19
Posted 06 October 2011 - 01:03 PM
#20
Posted 06 October 2011 - 01:26 PM
I want yo' mama jokes.
"You mama so fat she cast Earthquake every time she sits down!"
#21
Posted 06 October 2011 - 02:33 PM
What did the Sura say when he was trying to get away from a mob? Aw SNAP!
How do you paralyze a Rideword? You break it's spine.
What happens when you cross a Yoyo and an Orc Lady? Your mom.
A girl walks into a library. A Rideword nudges his friend and says "Dude, she's totally checking me out"
#22
Posted 06 October 2011 - 02:53 PM
"Cydra"
Where is Cydra? I miss him.
#23
Posted 07 October 2011 - 08:15 PM
#24
Posted 08 October 2011 - 10:10 AM
#25
Posted 08 October 2011 - 01:17 PM
Well in the first place some of them don't even seem to be jokes, then some more of them make no earthly sense.
They're supposed to be facepalm jokes, not "I don't get it" jokes.
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