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#1 PigGoesQuack

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 04:26 PM

Ah, I'll never forget the magical day.

The smell of marijuana lurking in the hallways from my neighbor, the children of lone mothers running around naked near the clothes washer, and my other tab playing Keri Hilson- Pretty Girl Rock.

I had woken up late and acrobatics due to loss of electricity of the storm that day, I began my day off as normal.

Skype with my friend from London speaking about the new episode of keeping up with the kardashians, watching CNN learning about Mitt Romney running for presidential candidate and eating breakfast.

Breakfast, I must say, was the best. It consisted of 4 bananas, 2 granola bar, turkey sandwich with jelly and a glass of champagne.

I logged into rose and the magic began:


PigGoesQuack has logged in.

Lactea: Hey transgender-ed h**.

iSpazzy: Sup Plastic Nose

TheGuyThatKills: Seb give me 78 stack of storm arrows

Mandiix3: HI PRETTY.

tENLAVUU: this feg is still in clan?

BlazeJr: seb you gey

A normal day for me.

It was around 10:42 am and Union War was gonna start, as normal, I had to get prepared.

I quickly grabbed my wallet and with the money I had won from poker night, sprinted 25 miles and bought 45 IM Game Cards, with only 5 minutes left to sign up I stacked up my IM points and began purchasing multiple sex changes, hair dye, face, and hair coups.

UW had begun and everything seemed pretty swell. Decent amount of both defenders and attackers, as normally BlackRazor was being a bubble blower and taunting me, SexiBeast tele ticketing out of UW,JasonVincent sitting tanking the whole attacking side, and tENLAVUU escaping in his car.


I was in a party with iSpazzy and IcePhish at the time and we decided to pursue the west crystal.

PigGoesQuack: Game Plan?

iSpazzy: Plastic, come west

I ran west immediately and noticed a swarm of red dots, I ran open field and let them target me, after enough damage was delt, I pressed f12, my gender changed and I was invulnerable for 12 seconds.

Spazzy, Ice, and I immediately hurled towards the crystal, beating the living s*** of it, we managed to get it to around 3-5%.

iSpazzy: Seb, use the transgender glitch and get in their

PigGoesQuack: Black muted me...

iSpazzy: Damn why didn't you done diggity do it earlier?

PigGoesQuack: It's gonna be 12 anyway, wtf you still doing on?

iSpazzy: Clara is gonna skype me later ;)

PigGoesQuack: Lmao

IcePhish: I have an idea.

PigGoesQuack: Spill it Einstein

IcePhish: Well if you didn't notice, most of those players are using a windows 7 laptop, the max distance they click is equivalent to a dell mouse 2010 version, the graphics card in the dual hard drive intel core wasn't updated in that year so multiple laptops had to be sent back. Seeing as how they didn't return theirs, if we click exactly 2x>34+-5 the distance of their mouse, we will appear as a red dot, but we'll be seemed cloaked, and with the time it will take for us to reach the crystal, we will have 12 seconds, which with the algorithmic calculation we can deal 78,456 every 2 seconds, which can guarantee the crystal down.

PigGoesQuack: Uhm, I can just play decoy

iSpazzy: Wait Adam, google translate isn't working can you say that in a simpler way?

IcePhish: Follow me, hispanics.

We quickly moved to the east to a coordinates 45764.74.57485.89

The sunrise crystal has been destroyed. The sunset crystal will now appear.


iSpazzy: puppy VUU ALWAYS RUINS THE FUN

PigGoesQuack: I bet james did it. <3

IcePhish: How is that possible... the calculation of damage for peoples reaction to click a target, regardless would have been instant death, to many champs where in the middle.

We decided to quickly run towards middle and it was shocking to see such a enormous amount of red dots, Adam was right. It was impossible to tank all the players in the middle and BlazeJr was logged off, so who could have done it?

When suddenly we saw a petite yellow flash warp across the screen.

PigGoesQuack: LMAO bryan didn't that look like a empanada to you?

iSpazzy: Yo, either i'm glitching or Calanor is just screwin with us...

IcePhish: Wow, that's incredible...

PigGoesQuack: What? Did you see who it was?

IcePhish: Yes, I calculated her speed on the map before she passed us, her speed is to tremendous, she is moving at 1 light year per second, I took a ss the millisecond she passed the coordinate 4567,4506

iSpazzy: lmao yo adam why you ain't running for president

IcePhish: Just because I corrected Einsteins theory on universal movement and Newtons relative force to gravity doesn't mean I'm a genius

PigGoesQuack: But it took you like 17 minutes to solve pie completely.

IcePhish: 17 min is sympathy, don't underestimate me.


When we saw 0oMeowtho0. She was flying across the map, pew pewing every single target her arrow targetted.

IcePhish: Oh my lord, she is tremendous

PigGoesQuack: DAMN I WANT HER COSTUME

IcePhish: This is tremendous, 0oMeowtho0, found the geothermal proportion relativity of selective spots for all critical hits...

PigGoesQuack: Huh?

IcePhish: Remember the time we went farming for Alypsia Medal and in 30 minutes, we managed to get (4)? <---- True story.

PigGoesQuack: Lmao hell yeah, I bought me 13 trans coupons with dem Hoes

IcePhish: Well she knows which specific spot to stand to guarantee the hit ratio equivalent to the enemies but substantially higher, gaining higher int and charm, enhancing her lucky and precision on the arrow targeting the left thigh creating impact to severely disintegrate the enemies hp down to -42, automatically causing 10 people within range to die along with them

iSpazzy: So basically she has the H7s vuu carries?

IcePhish: You mean the ones I crafted him

PigGoesQuack: Can you teach me how to dupe coupons?

Union War was over and we retreated back to the tree, normally after UW, I go afk and watch CNN with my cat, but I noticed something odd..... IcePhish was speaking outside of uw.


IcePhish: I like how you play.

0oMeowtho0: Hehe, thank you :p_ang:

IcePhish: Did you learn the calculations or read my post?

0oMeowtho0: Well I just related to internal conflict of stat reduction to divine core process to uninformative conceive reluctant data to legibly executrix max potential solutes to the core of the map

IcePhish: Intriguing.... I would have never guessed well at least in presumably sound eyes of this establishment, who, though they are not infallible and are simply trying to make there way in the universe, which, someone, who is also, hopefully, of sound mind and body, despite the obvious disorder, which, if closely examined (but not so closely that you might pick up the disease) is far from perfect, but is nonetheless satisfactory, is itself not all that great (at least in comparison to a great many other things, which, due to space and time constraints, as well as the attempts to stay on topic, which are, as you can easily (but not so easily as to be foregone conclusion) see with your own eyes (which, like this (infallible) establishment, are, hopefully, sound), not going so well as to say they have been an absolute raging success), an honorable, but not so much as to be intolerable .

[Party] PigGoesQuack: How does Adam type so much in his box lol

[Party] iSpazzy: lol who cares, i need some lotion

0oMeowtho0: Hehe, so simple minded.

[Party] IcePhish: Ugh... this is tremendous, now she is attempting to flirt, I can tell her by her body language and when she wobbles her earlobe to the left.

[Party] PigGoesQuack: ASK HER IF YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAND IN HER CHAMBER OF SECRETS!

IcePhish: Haha yes, are you busy?

0oMeowtho0: Hm, was going to read some stephen hawking, why do you ask?

IcePhish: Just curious, I was going to go discover the glitches/bugs in rose, i'm pretty sure their simple enough to correct.

0oMeowtho0: OMG, ME TOO!!! LET'S GO!!!

IcePhish: What school did you attend?

0oMeowtho0: Hogwarts.

IcePhish: Ah interesting, what floor did you live on?

0oMeowtho0: Ugh, the highest one):

IcePhish: Ah, so I'm guessing you know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

0oMeowtho0: Oh la la :)

[Party] PigGoesQuack: Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.

[Party] IcePhish: Lol, I've got a better one, watch this.

IcePhish: Oh hey, do you know Hagrid?

0oMeowtho0: Oh yes of course! I love him!

IcePhish: You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus.


Lmao, Adam if your reading this....


/spareme




HOPE YOU LIKED THE STORY, HUGS N KISSES <3


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#2 blaze10

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 05:06 PM

lmao @ the end
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#3 Lucis

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 06:04 PM

--How does phish fit all that in his box >.<
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#4 RagingHormones

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Posted 11 October 2011 - 08:39 PM

for ur morning routine instead of acrobatics u could try jazzercise or the shake weight it makes your gheyness factor go up tenfold. listen to dancing queen by abba. and eat/swallow tons of bananas for breakfast, that'll help you out as well.

Edited by RagingHormones, 11 October 2011 - 08:41 PM.

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#5 Graziano

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 03:42 AM

lmao seb amazing story
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#6 Phish

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 11:20 AM

What have I just.....


Fail, she doesn't like to read and she's not a fan of Harry Potter!

Edited by Phish, 12 October 2011 - 11:55 AM.

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#7 Clarajane

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 02:39 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ILOVEYOUSEB ! <_<
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#8 ChickenBucket

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 04:16 PM

perfect impersonation of adam just like i remember him!
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#9 JordanX

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 03:08 AM

i dont know icephish personal but this whole story, partially because of him, is hilarious xD

Edited by Naughty, 27 October 2011 - 03:15 AM.

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#10 Zjuu

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 02:51 PM

Haha great story
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