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#51 Kawaiiyui

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:33 AM

These are awful why am I laughing V_V


cause they're awesome xD
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#52 RoyalHeritage

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:52 AM

Since it's Halloween Weeks, thought of few xD, maybe bad, but i'm trying xD

Q.Why did Dracula's Mother gave him a Cough Medicine
A. Because he was having a coffin fit.

Q.Who did Zombie take to the prom?
A.His Ghoul(Girl) friend.

Q.Why do Bathory use brooms to fly on?
A.Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...


Q.Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A.Because they don't have any body to go out with...

Q.Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A.They're so wrapped up in themselves...

Q. What should you do when zombies surround your house?
A.Hope it’s Halloween.


SET 2



Q.What is Mummy's favorite music?
A. Wrap!!

Q.Why does Whisper go into the bar on Halloween?
A. For the Boos

Q.What does Skeleton say to Dracula ?
A. You Suck.

Q.Where does Goblin throw the Football?
A. Over the Ghoul Line

Edited by RoyalHeritage, 27 October 2012 - 01:32 AM.

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#53 Susan

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:26 AM

Q: What do 2 Savage Bebes do in the forest?
A: A Pignic.

Q:What do 2 Ghosts do in Glast Heim?
A:They Whisper.

Q:What do 2 Rockers do in the garden?
A:Vocal Training.

Q:What do 2 Apes do in the playground?
A:They play Yoyo.

Q:What do you call 2 Drops in the street?
A:Double Drops Event.

Q:What do Orcs do to become a High Orc.
A:Drugs. (or: They climb up a mountain.)


more:
Why do Bigfoots eat Pupas?
Because they are Creamy.

How do Archers order their Bows?
Pay on delivery.
But what if they have no cash?
They pay online.

Where do Permeters store their Ice cubics?
They put them in the Freezer.
And how do they melt them?
They put them on the Heater.

What do Clocks do in Clock Tower?
They ring Alarms.


Susy / Susan from classic

Edited by Susan, 30 October 2012 - 08:07 AM.

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#54 Wylnir

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:51 AM

Q: Why High Orc hurts himself?
A: Because smoking is bad for the health.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:52 AM

Q: why is phreeoni a girl's favorite mvp?
A: because it summons hodes and drops diamonds as a mvp reward

Edited by Andini, 26 October 2012 - 08:00 AM.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 09:08 AM

Why do Porings drop Jellop-- YOUR MOM
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#57 GuardianTK

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:18 AM

"I see no enemies. Why are we all getting Frozen?"

"I see a Maestro! KILL HIM!"
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:52 AM

Q: Why is Atroce's card so cheap?

A: Cuz it's Atrocecious.


Q: Who's the smartest MVP?

A: Eddga Allan Poe



Q: Which MVP likes to break families up?

A: Mistress


Q: Which MVP speaks French?

A: Hatii

Edited by MotherOneDog, 26 October 2012 - 11:53 AM.

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#59 Xellie

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 12:00 PM

You think people are just getting upset? It's called woe for a reason!
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#60 Chickabownow

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 12:02 PM

I used to think suras only used GoH, then I took a Knuckle Arrow to the knee.
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#61 Niji

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 01:07 PM

Q. what did one CM say to the other
A. Oduh
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#62 falkenjeff

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 01:53 PM

here's my joke!
iRO's corporate policies and procedures

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#63 Kawaiiyui

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:14 PM

my friend chose to evade the merge by transfering to valk, she said she was Jaye'd (jaded)
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#64 Niji

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:20 PM

my friend chose to evade the merge by transfering to valk, she said she was Jaye'd (jaded)

you win
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#65 Oda

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:21 PM

Why did the mole attack the super novice fighting his friends?

He was Holden a grudge.
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#66 Campitor

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:25 PM

Why couldn't the Einbroch Skeleton get a drink?
He was still considered a miner.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:27 PM

Who is the most popular musical singer in the Underwater dungeon?

Ethel Merman
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 02:28 PM

Why is the pengineer the fastest person in RO?
Hes able to Gallop and go
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:31 PM

Why couldn't the taekwon kid pass her master test?

Her instructor was hands-on (A monk)

Why wasn't the monk a good bartender?

She made fruit PUNCH.

Edited by Senkasa, 26 October 2012 - 03:40 PM.

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#70 KriticalAssassin

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:38 PM

Q: What did the bride say to the groom?

A: Ahahahhah I'm not a girl. I'm a dude IRL. I just married you for zeny and free stuffz. Bai now :D

Lol. Funny. Cuz it's true :D
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#71 Kawaiiyui

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 06:44 PM

lol

Edited by Kawaiiyui, 26 October 2012 - 06:45 PM.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:18 PM

(Q)
Cat O' Nine Tails: Hey big sis, what are you going to do with that Dead Branch!? And why are you still not wearing any panties!?

(A)
Moonlight Flower: I'm hoping for a good Breeze.
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#73 falkenjeff

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:25 PM

I've got another one:
iRO's customer service

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#74 Senkasa

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:41 PM

I've got another one:

iRO's customer service


Wanna know another joke? Temporary suspension. Start acting more mature, you're starting to get ridiculous <_<

Q: How did the monsters react to the White Lady's beauty?

A: One became a Green Maiden

(It's an envy joke)

Edited by Senkasa, 26 October 2012 - 11:45 PM.

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#75 falkenjeff

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 11:58 PM

Wanna know another joke? Temporary suspension. Start acting more mature, you're starting to get ridiculous <_<

Q: How did the monsters react to the White Lady's beauty?

A: One became a Green Maiden

(It's an envy joke)


The amount of ridiculous in my posts is directly proportional to the amount of ridiculous in customer service's replies to my tickets.

The customer service itself makes me hate this game.
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