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#126 BabyDoll19

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:08 PM

Q: Why does the Dark Lord make Dark Illusions?

A: Because he's Ninja! =D
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#127 Riakuta

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:14 PM

I'm sorry if this one is crossing the line.

Q.When did the Monk learn Guillotine Fist?

A.When Father Tomoon told him congratulations on a life of celibacy.

Edited by Riakuta, 30 October 2012 - 06:14 PM.

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#128 Baturiano

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:09 PM

Why does no one marry a ranger?

No one wants a warg bite (love bite)
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#129 Aaronnn

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:39 AM

The iRO GM's are so dumb, they make the iRO wiki moderators look non-retarded.

iRO used to cost $ to play, and still does for many features, and pservers were/are free; yet pservers have 0 lag. :rice:

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Edited by Aaronnn, 31 October 2012 - 09:53 AM.

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#130 GuardianTK

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:55 AM

I find Stalkers amazing. They attack you psychologically by making you think they're going to strip your hat, which results in you forcibly removing it of your own accord and safely placing it into your inventory for a certain time until you manage to shake off your Stalker. Apparently they like seeing you au naturale as much as they possibly can. Even if they can't really take your clothes off. All Stalkers are Chivalrous perverts.
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Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:38 PM

Satan Morroc is so fat, he takes up more than one cell! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Seriously though, do we get anything out of this? Or will it just be the satisfaction of seeing our funny joke in game? xD
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#132 Ralis

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:54 PM

Satan Morroc is so fat, he takes up more than one cell! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Seriously though, do we get anything out of this? Or will it just be the satisfaction of seeing our funny joke in game? xD


I can give out prizes to those on Valk and Classic, but I'm waiting until I get my without-a-doubt top ten. =P
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#133 Zinja

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 11:29 PM

do the all the top 10 have to be from the same person?. would it not be better just to pick from the best of different toppers?
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:31 AM

They can come from anyone, but there are still a few on my list I'd like to replace with better jokes. =P
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:39 AM

- Hi, I'm playing on the renewal server!

*badum tss*
*audience laughter*
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#136 Senkasa

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:03 AM

They can come from anyone, but there are still a few on my list I'd like to replace with better jokes. =P



You dont like my jokes? D:

Ralis i'm so heartbroken :( Just kiddin' I'll try to think of more if my mind idles at work...

Why don't alchemists like Calculus?

Because Homunculus is a lot easier.

Edited by Senkasa, 01 November 2012 - 08:05 AM.

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#137 Kadelia

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:28 AM

Chester Cheetah would approve these jokes. Because they're dangerously cheesy.
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#138 ShinWolf

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:29 AM

Why did Rune Knight date end so early?

He had Dragon Breath!
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What did the Ranger give the dirty GX?

An Arrow Shower!
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#139 RoyalHeritage

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:17 AM

Mummies are bound to be uptight.

Archer - Hi, why didn't you choose to be an archer
Swordsmen - I'm not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.


Swordsmen - You better defend your blind spots
Archer - I probably have blind spots, but I don't see them.

Novice - A thief who stole my calendar got twelve months.

Mi Gao - I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.

Swordsmen - Woah!!! what does mugging mean?
Rogue - Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging',.


P.S - Seven days without a pun makes one weak. xD
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#140 krossfire

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 12:17 PM

Q. Why did the champ cry when a GTB card dropped?
A. Because it was only a dream.

Q. Why can't we dead branch in prontera?
A1. Cuz we can't have nice things.
A2. Cuz merchants will sue you for damages.

Edited by krossfire, 01 November 2012 - 12:24 PM.

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#141 Senkasa

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:30 PM

Who do you not want to play cards with at all?

A joker, because she always has a poker face and cheats.

reference for joker if you dont get it: http://db.irowiki.or...ster-info/1131/
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Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:13 PM

Yo momma so stupid, Deleters vertical firewall HER!

Yo momma so ugly, Acid Demonstration is a beauty treatment.

Yo momma so hairy, she drops 100 daenggie on a 0.01x drop rate server

Yo momma so fat, all weapon modifiers are set to 0%

Who do female monks always have spirit spheres around them?
Because they feel insecure

What did the monk say to his allies in WoE?
I'm Rooting for you!

How did Ragnarok occur?
A blacksmith used his Nokia phone to Hammer Fall.

Why did the Bard punch the Priest?
He was singing all his songs.

Why do Soul Linkers need inhalers?
They have Esma.

What is the best kick a Taekwon can make?
A sidekick.


I'M BACK PEOPLE!!!
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#143 Sabaton

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Posted 01 November 2012 - 10:57 PM

Yo momma so stupid, Deleters vertical firewall HER!


You killed me.
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 10:04 AM

Yo momma so fat, when she tries to use hide, it says she's 90% overweight!

Yo momma so ugly, you take damage from being on the same screen as her!

Yo momma so stupid, She uses agi down on herself when she tries to run away!

*and one intended for those who would remember..."

Yo momma so old, her cloak still is lvl 10 but is only usable on walls!
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Posted 02 November 2012 - 11:04 AM

Yo momma's so stupid, she buys her soap from the veins camel.

Yo momma's so fat, she made a dimensional gorge from where she's standing.

Yo mamma's so ugly, NPCs give her exp just so she would leave.

Edited by krossfire, 02 November 2012 - 11:14 AM.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 01:26 PM

My post got deleted, -_-en North Korean censorship here.
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 02:26 PM

[mod]Again, this is a joke thread, not a drama thread.[/mod]

Edited by asayuu, 03 November 2012 - 02:27 PM.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 04:03 PM

Yo mama is so ugly... people call her Lady Trannee

Edited by Sabaton, 03 November 2012 - 04:04 PM.

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#149 odin16god59

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:28 PM

what did the sage say when he got killed by a rideword?

words hurt.

Edited by odin16god59, 05 November 2012 - 08:30 PM.

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#150 Kadelia

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Posted 06 November 2012 - 06:47 AM

Yo mama is so ugly... people call her Lady Trannee

This joke is offensive
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