In Need of Your Best Ragnarok Jokes!
#126
Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:08 PM
A: Because he's Ninja! =D
#127
Posted 30 October 2012 - 06:14 PM
Q.When did the Monk learn Guillotine Fist?
A.When Father Tomoon told him congratulations on a life of celibacy.
Edited by Riakuta, 30 October 2012 - 06:14 PM.
#128
Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:09 PM
No one wants a warg bite (love bite)
#129
Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:39 AM
iRO used to cost $ to play, and still does for many features, and pservers were/are free; yet pservers have 0 lag.
Edited by Aaronnn, 31 October 2012 - 09:53 AM.
#130
Posted 31 October 2012 - 09:55 AM
#131
Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:38 PM
Seriously though, do we get anything out of this? Or will it just be the satisfaction of seeing our funny joke in game? xD
#132
Posted 31 October 2012 - 03:54 PM
Satan Morroc is so fat, he takes up more than one cell! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Seriously though, do we get anything out of this? Or will it just be the satisfaction of seeing our funny joke in game? xD
I can give out prizes to those on Valk and Classic, but I'm waiting until I get my without-a-doubt top ten. =P
#133
Posted 31 October 2012 - 11:29 PM
#134
Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:31 AM
#135
Posted 01 November 2012 - 07:39 AM
*badum tss*
*audience laughter*
#136
Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:03 AM
They can come from anyone, but there are still a few on my list I'd like to replace with better jokes. =P
You dont like my jokes? D:
Ralis i'm so heartbroken Just kiddin' I'll try to think of more if my mind idles at work...
Why don't alchemists like Calculus?
Because Homunculus is a lot easier.
Edited by Senkasa, 01 November 2012 - 08:05 AM.
#137
Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:28 AM
#138
Posted 01 November 2012 - 08:29 AM
He had Dragon Breath!
What did the Ranger give the dirty GX?
An Arrow Shower!
#139
Posted 01 November 2012 - 09:17 AM
Archer - Hi, why didn't you choose to be an archer
Swordsmen - I'm not a big fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.
Swordsmen - You better defend your blind spots
Archer - I probably have blind spots, but I don't see them.
Novice - A thief who stole my calendar got twelve months.
Mi Gao - I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.
Swordsmen - Woah!!! what does mugging mean?
Rogue - Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging',.
P.S - Seven days without a pun makes one weak. xD
#140
Posted 01 November 2012 - 12:17 PM
A. Because it was only a dream.
Q. Why can't we dead branch in prontera?
A1. Cuz we can't have nice things.
A2. Cuz merchants will sue you for damages.
Edited by krossfire, 01 November 2012 - 12:24 PM.
#141
Posted 01 November 2012 - 03:30 PM
A joker, because she always has a poker face and cheats.
reference for joker if you dont get it: http://db.irowiki.or...ster-info/1131/
#142
Posted 01 November 2012 - 05:13 PM
Yo momma so ugly, Acid Demonstration is a beauty treatment.
Yo momma so hairy, she drops 100 daenggie on a 0.01x drop rate server
Yo momma so fat, all weapon modifiers are set to 0%
Who do female monks always have spirit spheres around them?
Because they feel insecure
What did the monk say to his allies in WoE?
I'm Rooting for you!
How did Ragnarok occur?
A blacksmith used his Nokia phone to Hammer Fall.
Why did the Bard punch the Priest?
He was singing all his songs.
Why do Soul Linkers need inhalers?
They have Esma.
What is the best kick a Taekwon can make?
A sidekick.
I'M BACK PEOPLE!!!
#143
Posted 01 November 2012 - 10:57 PM
Yo momma so stupid, Deleters vertical firewall HER!
You killed me.
#144
Posted 02 November 2012 - 10:04 AM
Yo momma so ugly, you take damage from being on the same screen as her!
Yo momma so stupid, She uses agi down on herself when she tries to run away!
*and one intended for those who would remember..."
Yo momma so old, her cloak still is lvl 10 but is only usable on walls!
#145
Posted 02 November 2012 - 11:04 AM
Yo momma's so fat, she made a dimensional gorge from where she's standing.
Yo mamma's so ugly, NPCs give her exp just so she would leave.
Edited by krossfire, 02 November 2012 - 11:14 AM.
#146
Posted 03 November 2012 - 01:26 PM
#147
Posted 03 November 2012 - 02:26 PM
Edited by asayuu, 03 November 2012 - 02:27 PM.
#148
Posted 03 November 2012 - 04:03 PM
Edited by Sabaton, 03 November 2012 - 04:04 PM.
#149
Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:28 PM
words hurt.
Edited by odin16god59, 05 November 2012 - 08:30 PM.
#150
Posted 06 November 2012 - 06:47 AM
This joke is offensiveYo mama is so ugly... people call her Lady Trannee
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