Why is a Mechanic the worst party guest.
He's Suicidal.
In Need of Your Best Ragnarok Jokes!
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, Oct 25 2012 03:33 PM
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:08 PM
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:11 PM
Oh, I should mention that while I was enjoying the 3rd job jokes, this quest will likely end up on Classic later so we can't use 3rd jobs. =P
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:13 PM
Oh, I should mention that while I was enjoying the 3rd job jokes, this quest will likely end up on Classic later so we can't use 3rd jobs. =P
replace sura with champion if its after trans is released. otherwise... I dunno, I never played non trans
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:16 PM
Why are rogues so intimidating?
Because they're taking our jobs!
Because they're taking our jobs!
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:18 PM
What did the Sage say to the Wizard?
I have Ragnarok (Earth) on my side.
What did the Super Novice ask the Wizard?
You still have a cast bar?
I have Ragnarok (Earth) on my side.
What did the Super Novice ask the Wizard?
You still have a cast bar?
Edited by Riakuta, 25 October 2012 - 07:37 PM.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:45 PM
Why is TaeKwon Master such a heart throb? because he/she is just too damn hot!
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 07:46 PM
Q: Why do taekwons have a headache everyday?
A: They can't stop sprinting into walls.
A: They can't stop sprinting into walls.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:02 PM
what do you get when you cross a MVP with a novice?
A well fed MVP!!!
A well fed MVP!!!
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:07 PM
What did a Swordsman, Acolyte, & Merchant say when they met Golden Thief Bug?
Wow a Card.
*Note: Reference to Ragnarok Animation
Wow a Card.
*Note: Reference to Ragnarok Animation
Edited by Riakuta, 25 October 2012 - 08:07 PM.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:11 PM
^ i call BS on that scene... no way that party would have beaten GTB .... and how lucky would they have to be to get that card?
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:20 PM
Better question, why did they never slot the stupid thing throughout the entire anime? Dark Lord would have been no problem.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:31 PM
Why does Arc Angeling always feel rich?
He likes to hop around with 3 Carats.
He likes to hop around with 3 Carats.
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:37 PM
Q: heal, buff, zeny, item plz
A: AFK!
A: AFK!
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Posted 25 October 2012 - 08:39 PM
What does an Acolyte and a Zombie have in common?
Both are brain dead after an hour
Both are brain dead after an hour
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 12:43 AM
Q : what did a Fabre say to a very sexy looking lvl 90 assassin girl ??
Ans : Miss..Miss...Miss..Miss..
Ans : Miss..Miss...Miss..Miss..
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:10 AM
You know you play too much RO when you realized that in game joke are actually funny.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:22 AM
this is wishful thinking.
what did one zeny spam bot say to the other
Ho Lee Chit dey gonna mute us!!
what did the female priest say to the male monk?
nice balls
what did one zeny spam bot say to the other
Ho Lee Chit dey gonna mute us!!
what did the female priest say to the male monk?
nice balls
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:27 AM
Q: What did the rogue said after his dancer wife said she loved him?
A: Nothing, he was stunned.
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Q: What did the gunslinger said when he found a gypsy in his way?
A: Kiss me please, I'm running out of SP.
A: Nothing, he was stunned.
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Q: What did the gunslinger said when he found a gypsy in his way?
A: Kiss me please, I'm running out of SP.
Edited by asayuu, 26 October 2012 - 03:38 AM.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:29 AM
why was vanberk so sad :c
because its quite gloomy in the dark
because its quite gloomy in the dark
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 03:33 AM
Novice: What is that Orc MVP skill as overpowered as Loki and even more than Lord Odin called? /hmm
Knight: You mean "Earthquake"? /...
Novice: Should have been better naming it "Hulk SMASH!!!" /rawr
Knight: Should have been better naming the Orc MVP "Shrek"
Some random crusader: WoE plate set good Mr. Hayroh? Coz I see you tanking pretty well on it.
Me: "Dont wear WoE sets, theyll call you auto-potter!"
Knight: You mean "Earthquake"? /...
Novice: Should have been better naming it "Hulk SMASH!!!" /rawr
Knight: Should have been better naming the Orc MVP "Shrek"
Some random crusader: WoE plate set good Mr. Hayroh? Coz I see you tanking pretty well on it.
Me: "Dont wear WoE sets, theyll call you auto-potter!"
Edited by HayrohsLegacy, 26 October 2012 - 04:34 AM.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:06 AM
Q Why wouldn't the crab share his toys?
A Because he was shellfish.
Q Why was Mermaid riding a Marc ?
A Because she was playing water polo
Q Why would a Chonchon never surf the net
A Because its afraid of the world wide web
Q What did mistress say to hornet
A A wanna-bee!
Q What did Wolf say to chonchon
A Stop bugging me!
Q What did Roda Frog order when he went to a restaurant
A French flies
Q Whats worse than an Arclouze in your apple?
A Half an Arclouze
Q What do you call a group of Spring Rabbits hopping backwards?
A A receding hare line
A Because he was shellfish.
Q Why was Mermaid riding a Marc ?
A Because she was playing water polo
Q Why would a Chonchon never surf the net
A Because its afraid of the world wide web
Q What did mistress say to hornet
A A wanna-bee!
Q What did Wolf say to chonchon
A Stop bugging me!
Q What did Roda Frog order when he went to a restaurant
A French flies
Q Whats worse than an Arclouze in your apple?
A Half an Arclouze
Q What do you call a group of Spring Rabbits hopping backwards?
A A receding hare line
Edited by Zinja, 27 October 2012 - 06:52 AM.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:09 AM
A Rune Knight runs into Brit 4 and instantly thinks to himself, why all the Animosity?
(get it xD....)
A warlock gets killed by a soul linker in pvp and thinks, This is viri bad
A archbishop comes sulking out of a catsel and is asked why she is sad, she responds, theres too much animosity in there
A lv 82 wizard kills orchero in renewal, someone is impressed and asks how, they respond I used energy drink
someone asks a ranger what guild they are gonna join and they respond, its clandestine
(these are all reference to players and guilds in ymir)
(get it xD....)
A warlock gets killed by a soul linker in pvp and thinks, This is viri bad
A archbishop comes sulking out of a catsel and is asked why she is sad, she responds, theres too much animosity in there
A lv 82 wizard kills orchero in renewal, someone is impressed and asks how, they respond I used energy drink
someone asks a ranger what guild they are gonna join and they respond, its clandestine
(these are all reference to players and guilds in ymir)
Edited by Kawaiiyui, 26 October 2012 - 04:17 AM.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:15 AM
Joke 1- A Willow Walks into a Bar, Bartender says "Why the Long Face?"
Joke 2- Why wasn't "Drake" allowed in a movie.
A- Because it was Rated Arrrrr~.
Joke 3 - *Vulgar type * Q. What does the Greatest General say when he sees a dancer.
A. You must be a limp doctor because i'v got a stiffy.
Joke 2- Why wasn't "Drake" allowed in a movie.
A- Because it was Rated Arrrrr~.
Joke 3 - *Vulgar type * Q. What does the Greatest General say when he sees a dancer.
A. You must be a limp doctor because i'v got a stiffy.
Edited by RoyalHeritage, 26 October 2012 - 04:16 AM.
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:25 AM
A Rune Knight runs into Brit 4 and instantly thinks to himself, why all the Animosity?
(get it xD....)
A warlock gets killed by a soul linker in pvp and thinks, This is viri bad
These are awful why am I laughing V_V
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Posted 26 October 2012 - 04:31 AM
1. A Zipper bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a Zipper ............................................ ..........beer."
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
2. What horse only comes out after dusk? A nightmare!
The bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
2. What horse only comes out after dusk? A nightmare!
Edited by RoyalHeritage, 26 October 2012 - 04:36 AM.
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