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Started by Ralis , Oct 25 2012 03:33 PM

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#76 Senkasa

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:03 AM

The amount of ridiculous in my posts is directly proportional to the amount of ridiculous in customer service's replies to my tickets.

The customer service itself makes me hate this game.


Then take it to PMs with Oda/Corvus if you arent satisfied rather than being an immature trouble-maker and potentially getting yourself suspended/banned after enough time. Easy enough, right?
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#77 falkenjeff

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:21 AM

Then take it to PMs with Oda/Corvus if you arent satisfied rather than being an immature trouble-maker and potentially getting yourself suspended/banned after enough time. Easy enough, right?


EDIT: Maybe I'll PM Corvus (David) and tell him his department is dumb. He's the customer service manager. Thanks

Edited by falkenjeff, 27 October 2012 - 12:24 AM.

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#78 zefram

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:56 AM

Q : what did a Fabre say to a very sexy looking lvl 90 assassin girl ??

Ans : Miss..Miss...Miss..Miss..


i enjoyed this most so far.

here is mine

What is The Ghostring's favourite ASMR technique ? Whispering.
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#79 BIuewind

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 04:25 AM

Some skill jokes I could think of:

Q: Why was the Hunter labeled PG?

A: because he was a Flasher

Q: What do you call a group of performers eating ice cream together?

A: a Harmonic Lick

Q: "Mr. Wizard, why is your Storm Gust so strong?!"

A: "Pork and Beans, my dear Watson."

Edited by BIuewind, 27 October 2012 - 04:30 AM.

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#80 huad

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:15 AM

why did the AB choose the mechanic over the geneticist?

the mechanic had maximum power thrust and the geneticist was still sword training.
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#81 huad

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:34 AM

why did the mechanic choose the AB over the ranger?

cause the ranger beat many hodes and was fisted by many stings in her past
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:46 AM

[mod]<This is a thread for jokes, not drama. Who made it knows.>[/mod]

Q: Why was the dancer happy on Classic?
Spoiler


Q: Whips, ropes, chains, shackles, leather tights. You use them to...
Spoiler

Edited by asayuu, 27 October 2012 - 05:51 AM.

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#83 Kawaiiyui

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:08 AM

Q:what does a poring say when greeted

A: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


(I really hope my sister sees this muahahahahah)
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:18 AM

Q What do you call two Bathories living together?
A Broommates

Q What do you call an Assasin who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A A cereal killer.

A What do you get when you cross Dracula and Snowman?
A Frostbite.

Q What did the Soldier Skeleton order at a restaurant?
A Spare ribs.

Q What's the favorite game at Banshee's birthday parties?
A Hide and Shriek

Edited by Zinja, 27 October 2012 - 06:19 AM.

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#85 Ramen

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 07:49 AM

Q: Why can no one ever find a Shadow Chaser's bedroom?

A: Because he has a dimensional door to his manhole (kind of like a mancave?).

Q: What is a Stalker's favorite kind of food?

A: Preserves!

Q: What did the Thief say about the bake sale?

A: It was a steal!

Edited by Ramen, 27 October 2012 - 07:49 AM.

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#86 Niji

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 09:45 AM

Q. what did the sting say to his brother?
A. mom told me you were a hand job.


[mod]Ummm......hmm[/mod]
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#87 Senkasa

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 09:57 AM

Q: What do you call women that are jealous of the White Lady's beauty?

A: Green Maidens

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#88 falkenjeff

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 10:15 AM

Q: What do you call women that are jealous of the White Lady's beauty?

A: Green Maidens

(Re-posted just because i remembered and due to a certain unhappy customer, my old post got deleted~)


Your post got deleted because of you, not me. You could have just ignored me like Oda and Campitor did.
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#89 Ralis

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 10:45 AM

Some really great ones, but I still need a few more! :D Keep em coming!
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#90 KriticalAssassin

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 12:57 PM

Q: What does a Pirate say when he see's a frog?

A: Thar, a Frog! (Thara Frog)



Q: What do you get when you cross a Bloody Knight with an Executioner?

A: A Bloody Murderer.

Edited by KriticalAssassin, 27 October 2012 - 01:02 PM.

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#91 Susan

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 03:05 PM

What does one bat say to the other?
You look Familiar.

What does a begging mushroom say?
Please Spore me some money.

How do Anolians greet goodbye?
See you later, Alligator.
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#92 krossfire

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:38 PM

Q: why do clothing stores in RO go bankrupt?
A: because cotton shirts dont sell/ people only changed their clothes
when they jobchange.
Q: why did the novice play dead?
A: he was teaching his dog a trick.

Q: why did the novice die?
A: cuz he atked a creamy.

Merchant: I feel so lucky today
Swordsman: why?
Merchant: I got to successfully put a hole in a pantie.

Edited by krossfire, 27 October 2012 - 05:38 PM.

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#93 Kadelia

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:55 PM

Q: Why was the dancer happy on Classic?
A: Because she could pluck all her classics. Because she was useful in WoE.


Fixed.


Also: GROAN @ how many puns are in this thread... I hate pun jokes. x_x So lame.
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#94 KriticalAssassin

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:14 PM

Also: GROAN @ how many puns are in this thread... I hate pun jokes. x_x So lame.

The cheesier the better! LET THE HARHARHARS COMMENCE!

There is your reasoning :3
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#95 Kadelia

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:18 PM

still lame :(
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#96 WateryGrave

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:35 PM

Why did the queen send the Royal Guards on a Crusade?

So they would stop breaking her castle.


Why are all the women in ragnarok deciding to go topless all of a sudden?

Shirts are forbidden by the Royal Guard
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:39 PM

Q: Why was the dancer's Ipod not working?
A: It needed a Bathory

:P Yeah lame i know XD
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 07:56 PM

(Q) What did the Novice say to the breeze

(A) Baby you leave me bloody and bruised.

(Q) What do you get when a novice enters pvp?

(A) Play dead!

Family problems in Ragnarok

Baby Dancer : I'm pregnant!!!!!

Priest : Dear please talk to our daughter!

Baby Dancer : See if I ever listen to you!

Crusader : I don't have a daughter!

Baby Dancer : I don't care-!!!

Edited by HikariYari, 27 October 2012 - 08:07 PM.

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#99 anarcadas

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 09:32 PM

Mage: what monsters can we find in Geffen Dungeon 2?
Swordy: Zombies, Drainlairs, Ghouls, Nightmares, an Ogretooth and Dracula.
Mage: I think you missed one?
Swordy: Nope, that's all i can remember..
Mage: You don't know Jakk.


... I'm so sorry, I couldn't stop myself
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Posted 27 October 2012 - 09:42 PM

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!

Q. A drunkard ask the waitress “I need some booze”.
A. The drunkard lagged up.

Q.Why do Kachua only give out a random equipment for a 3 Carat Diamond?
A. She’s picky.

Q. What did the rice cake say to the boiling rice?
A. You won't like me when i'm angry.
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