Post it in Creative Contraptions. Unless they decide you can't write any stories at all. 
In other news if the fix is so EASY why hasn't it been implemented yet...?
Well could be several reasons actually:
1. Perhaps it's not as easy to fix as they thought it would be.
2. There is so much more important things that need fixing aside from this. (although this does need to be fixed)
Perhaps they will see this thread and make a note to fix it in the future? whats the chance of this happening in a future maintenance?
As the hot water cascaded off Ralis' body, his mind found a spot that was both familiar and comforting.
He was suddenly back on his ship trying to track down the ravishing pirate, Oda Beard.
Ralis had been on the open sea for two months now. He thought back to how his journey began.
While walking through the streets of Prontera, Ralis stopped at each shop, looking for a new pair of boots that would live up to his sense of fashion.
When he got closer to the tool shop a wanted poster caught his eye.
"WANTED: Oda Beard ~ This cunning pirate has been tampering with the distribution of upgrading materials around Rune Midgard, decreasing the success rates and angering citizens. I shall pay 10,000,000,000 zeny to anyone who captures this fiend and brings him to me. No one makes ME lose money - King Heimdollar"
Ralis wasn't after the money though. The poster also had a picture of Oda Beard and right then and there Ralis became a believer in love at first sight.
"I need a ship!" Ralis said to himself. He thought for a minute and knew just who to ask.
After a short walk, Ralis arrived arrived at Xellie's place. "You're here for my boat and it's yours... I have 4 sleipnirs, so it isn't much use to me anymore" "Have fun looking for Oda Beard, I have already let my guy at the docks in Alberta know you'll be arriving shortly" "I'm Xellie and I know everything" Xellie blurted out, answering everything that was on Ralis' mind in succession.
Ralis didn't question anything and headed straight for Alberta.
What would Ralis do when he finally had an encounter with Oda Beard? He knew it would happen, because that was the way fate works.
"I hope I get to walk his plank or scrub his poop deck" Ralis moaned to himself as he untied the mast and set sail for love and adventure.
Ralis looked at the map and tried to think of where Oda's residence was. he had heard that the man moved away and was likely in hiding, well if you were wanted by Heim wouldn't you be hiding too? He glanced at the map, that had giant red
X's all over the places he already searched. This was gonna be harder then he realised because he was running out of places to go. He already spent the past couple days searching, He started with Juno in abandoned buildings. He was able to talk to some sage's about the history of the town. Afterwards he headed to the corner parts of the town and ran into the library and the bookstore, the library didn't provide him with much help he was looking for since the book he wanted was checked out already by someone else, who no doubtedly probably lost it since it had been checked out for over 6 months. He went over to the bookstore and quickly took the opportunity to steal a very large book that had details of hidden dungeons.
Lighthalzen was a bust as well, but he took his time scouting the area and ran into some very questionable Geneticist's who were more then happy to teach him the different styles of herbs. Before he left the giggling trio, he stole a Laboratory Pass from one of there carts and headed to the area people often called "the slums" and ended up running into what was called Somatology Laboratory (Biolabs for short). He regretted every minute he was in there....He realised this was where Rekenber Corporation's Life "Experimentation tests" are conducted at. Who the hell would let these monsters run loose?!? what kind of sick joke was this? He quickly left biolabs before he ended up running into another "High priest" named Margaretha who was far from wanting to keep him alive.....
As he sat in his boat he looked down at his map and noticed his next trip will be to Ayothaya, a peaceful village located in a deep forest near the river. He remembered hearing plenty of stories about this village from greedy Merchants and Assassins who all wanted a piece of the gold that layed at the north end of the village, ah yes the golden shrine, adorned with precious jewels and guarded by grand statues. He smirked a little, he would love to get some pockets full of those precious gems.
~Author's Note~
Locations of the places mentioned.
Juno:
Sage Castle: (88,320)
Library (341,203)
Bookstore (264,88)
Lighthalzen:
Slums: Located on the far right side of town.
Somatology Laboratory/Biolabs quest: Can be found here http://irowiki.org/w..._Entrance_QuestAnd soon Oda remembers about Ralis, the man TRAP, but he likes traps and he would totally tap....
But then he remembers he must turn on his /effects before he can do more things.Suddenly theres a knock at the door,
He opens the door and finds no one there, then he realizes its from the bedroom closet, he imagines to himself in wonder
"How could i forget about my Love Viri,how could i have kept him locked in my closet for so long?"
As he is about to open the closet, Heim enters the room in a bath towel telling him that the water is hot and ready.
Oda in a great dilemma is stunned for a moment, then he realizes its best to go along with heim and not jeopardize
the secret relationship between him and Viri....
PS: I suck at tht, not doing tht again, SOMEONE CONTINUE PL0X THIS THREAD IS BEAST
Viri who had spent hours in the closet sighed in despair as she felt a little helpless at this point, how could Oda forget she was in the closet the whole time? Viri started to wonder if this whole idea was too much, if taking these great risks was even worth it. She didn't want to come in between Oda and Heim. She heard the shower running and a slight giggle coming out of the bathroom as she opened the closet just a little to stare across the room, the bathroom door was left open a tiny crack and light spilled out of the bathroom and lighted up a small area in the bedroom to provide just enough convenience for Viri to see around the room. Viri continued to stare across the room as she heard more giggling sounds. She burst opened the closet door and stepped out, as her feet hit the hardwood floor with a thud because she was precariously sitting on top of the laundry hamper inside of the closet, she realized if Heim caught her all hell would break loose but at the same time she was mixed with so much emotions she didn't know where to begin. The urge to walk up to the bathroom and bust the door all the way open and pull back those curtains, rip her Oda out of the hands of Heim and then take Heim down to the floor and fight him for a right to be with Oda seemed all to tempting. She shook her head and quickly walked passed the bathroom door and out of the bedroom taking quick strides to get to the stairs and doing all but leaping to get to the bottom landing.
She needed to find where she put her shoes when she took them off, hoping she can take no more then 3 mins to find them, she quickly walked around the rest of the house looking for them. She stopped at the kitchen and looked at the picnic basket that was sitting on the counter top and a jar of mayonnaise with a butter knife sticking out of it next to the basket, a loaf of bread was on the counter on top of a cutting board as well with a single thin slice of bread falling from the rest of the loaf going stale. She quickly walked up to the counter and took the knife out of the jar of mayo and tossed the knife in the sink, found the blue lid to the mayo and placed it back on it's owner and placed the jar in the fridge. She then glanced at the bread, honey oat bread with flecks of oats on top, her lover didn't like that kind of bread and the only two people that liked that bread was Heim and herself. Getting angry that the picnic was not made for her, She reached down for a piece of bread, quickly placed it to her mouth and licked both sides of the bread before placing it back down with the others. She smirked "Enjoy your next sandwich" she said to herself.
Out the corner of her eye she caught sight of her flip flops and quickly rushed over to them, just as she slipped them on she heard footsteps coming from upstairs, "Oh christ!" she quickly ran out the back door of the kitchen that lead to a small porch and quickly rounded the side of the house making quick progress to get to her car that was parked up the street.
As she quickly walked down the driveway she heard the front door open. "Viri?, what brings you here so late?" Heim was standing at the doorway with his arms crossed casually and his lazy hip leaning against the door frame. Viri turned around quickly and tried to think of a lie to get out of this tight spot, she thought for a quick moment and then said "Well I tried knocking on the front door, I didn't think anyone was home at all, I was actually here to see you and Oda about some ideas I had about future events and was wondering if you wanted to think about adding them in, I'm sorry is this a bad time?" Heim looked her over for a second then lifted a eyebrow curiously and stepped aside to grant Viri access to the house "No no this is not a bad time, however I wished you would of called before coming over because I was in the middle of something. Come on in and tell me your ideas." With a quick breathe Viri walked past Heim and entered the house, oh great she was back in the house she just snuck out of, talk about dejavu.
