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#1 CaNehDa

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:30 AM

it happened yesterday, this is what death is like
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:36 AM

Noes noes noes. The Rapture would take place on the 21st of may, and the End of the World will take place on the 21st of October :)

http://en.wikipedia..../Harold_Camping

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#3 CaNehDa

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:50 AM

ah ok then, well in that case God has taken us all to heaven - welcome to it.
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:59 AM

Heaven sucks.

Hey, if all those people got Raptured, does that mean more empty freeways for us left behind? :)
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 01:39 AM

Hey, if all those people got Raptured, does that mean more empty freeways for us left behind? :)

*gets his tricycle*
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#6 Loyalty1

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:13 AM

Can I be on the same cloud as Zero?

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Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:14 AM

in that case man death is awesome! /thread
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Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:40 AM

I can't see the difference. Something must have gone wrong.
Maybe God decided to give it up and do something more productive with his day. I mean, would he really want a bunch of brainless people on his doorstep, nagging him all day? Ofc not. :)
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Posted 23 May 2011 - 02:32 AM

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Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:56 PM

*gets his tricycle*

What, no rocket-powered skateboard?

Can I be on the same cloud as Zero?

-_-

Who says I'm going to heaven? Hell's where the party's at.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFi2AXYZf7c
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Posted 23 May 2011 - 09:17 PM

sometimes i think that being dead is better than this shet

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lol -_-

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 11:44 AM

Don't worry folks. Soon enough another nut job will get folks riled up again. It's like April Fools, only 10 times funnier.

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 03:56 PM



I lol'd -_-
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 05:17 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6OnyreRLw

I lol'd -_-


Common people, give Harry Balls ;) a break. He's almost in the grave, let him have his moments of glory before God gives him the news: You're going to hell :D
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 05:26 PM

My younger sister had a teacher name Harry Ball. True story.

His parents must've had a heck of a laugh with that.

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Posted 26 May 2011 - 06:05 PM

My younger sister had a teacher name Harry Ball. True story.

His parents must've had a heck of a laugh with that.

ah yeah. I remember one of my classmates asking him "So your whole name is Harry Ball?" and he hung his head down in shame when he said "...yes..."

Edited by inuko23, 26 May 2011 - 06:05 PM.

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 02:39 AM

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Robert Fitzpatrick, the MTA worker who gave his life savings of $140,000 for doomsday billboards, waits in Time Square yesterday for the rapture.
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Posted 29 May 2011 - 11:32 AM

And I feel fine.
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Posted 02 June 2011 - 12:37 AM

And I feel fine.

i c whut u did thur.
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#20 axel619

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:51 AM

when ppl at my school were talking about the rapture i thout they wer taking about bioshock lol
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#21 CaNehDa

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Posted 11 July 2011 - 11:07 AM

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Robert Fitzpatrick, the MTA worker who gave his life savings of $140,000 for doomsday billboards, waits in Time Square yesterday for the rapture.

i lol'ed
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 11:35 AM

You know, maybe the rapture did happen and no one made the cut? I'd be more willing to believe that...
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Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:33 PM

You know, maybe the rapture did happen and no one made the cut? I'd be more willing to believe that...



Maybe :P - but apparently the guy that foretold this went back on what he said and now claims it will happen october something...

*shrug*
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 10:30 PM

Maybe :D - but apparently the guy that foretold this went back on what he said and now claims it will happen october something...

*shrug*

But I just imagine this conversation:

God: So my angels, how's the rapture going?

Angel: Lord, we finished already.

God: Umm, where is everyone?

Angel:*Looks at clip board* um, let's see we started with 7 billion. Cutting out the people with the wrong religion, we're down to about 1 billion. Cut out the wrong sects, down to 250,000. Then after going through our final "not a jerk" check that leaves...Ted.

God: Ted?

Angel: Yep, Ted Johnson. See him back there?

*Dude waves from miles away on a cloudy plain.*
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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:21 AM

The Rapture has been moved to October 21, mark your calendars
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