We're all dead right now...
#1
Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:30 AM
#2
Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:36 AM
http://en.wikipedia..../Harold_Camping
Edited by gEddeh, 22 May 2011 - 12:37 AM.
#3
Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:50 AM
#4
Posted 22 May 2011 - 12:59 AM
Hey, if all those people got Raptured, does that mean more empty freeways for us left behind?
#5
Posted 22 May 2011 - 01:39 AM
*gets his tricycle*Hey, if all those people got Raptured, does that mean more empty freeways for us left behind?
#6
Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:13 AM
#7
Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:14 AM
#8
Posted 22 May 2011 - 09:40 AM
Maybe God decided to give it up and do something more productive with his day. I mean, would he really want a bunch of brainless people on his doorstep, nagging him all day? Ofc not.
#9
Posted 23 May 2011 - 02:32 AM
#10
Posted 23 May 2011 - 06:56 PM
What, no rocket-powered skateboard?*gets his tricycle*
Who says I'm going to heaven? Hell's where the party's at.Can I be on the same cloud as Zero?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFi2AXYZf7c
#11
Posted 23 May 2011 - 09:17 PM
btw
lol
Edited by vinxer, 23 May 2011 - 09:18 PM.
#12
Posted 24 May 2011 - 11:44 AM
Edited by Overlord666, 24 May 2011 - 11:44 AM.
#13
Posted 24 May 2011 - 03:56 PM
I lol'd
#14
Posted 24 May 2011 - 05:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG6OnyreRLw
I lol'd
Common people, give Harry Balls a break. He's almost in the grave, let him have his moments of glory before God gives him the news: You're going to hell
#15
Posted 24 May 2011 - 05:26 PM
His parents must've had a heck of a laugh with that.
Edited by ZeroTigress, 24 May 2011 - 05:26 PM.
#16
Posted 26 May 2011 - 06:05 PM
ah yeah. I remember one of my classmates asking him "So your whole name is Harry Ball?" and he hung his head down in shame when he said "...yes..."My younger sister had a teacher name Harry Ball. True story.
His parents must've had a heck of a laugh with that.
Edited by inuko23, 26 May 2011 - 06:05 PM.
#17
Posted 27 May 2011 - 02:39 AM
Robert Fitzpatrick, the MTA worker who gave his life savings of $140,000 for doomsday billboards, waits in Time Square yesterday for the rapture.
#18
Posted 29 May 2011 - 11:32 AM
#19
Posted 02 June 2011 - 12:37 AM
i c whut u did thur.And I feel fine.
#20
Posted 03 June 2011 - 05:51 AM
#21
Posted 11 July 2011 - 11:07 AM
i lol'ed
Robert Fitzpatrick, the MTA worker who gave his life savings of $140,000 for doomsday billboards, waits in Time Square yesterday for the rapture.
#22
Posted 11 July 2011 - 11:35 AM
#23
Posted 11 July 2011 - 05:33 PM
You know, maybe the rapture did happen and no one made the cut? I'd be more willing to believe that...
Maybe - but apparently the guy that foretold this went back on what he said and now claims it will happen october something...
*shrug*
#24
Posted 12 July 2011 - 10:30 PM
But I just imagine this conversation:Maybe - but apparently the guy that foretold this went back on what he said and now claims it will happen october something...
*shrug*
God: So my angels, how's the rapture going?
Angel: Lord, we finished already.
God: Umm, where is everyone?
Angel:*Looks at clip board* um, let's see we started with 7 billion. Cutting out the people with the wrong religion, we're down to about 1 billion. Cut out the wrong sects, down to 250,000. Then after going through our final "not a jerk" check that leaves...Ted.
God: Ted?
Angel: Yep, Ted Johnson. See him back there?
*Dude waves from miles away on a cloudy plain.*
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