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Everyone made it alive. Now that's something there. Must've been a fairly competent team this time around....mostly -cough-.
To recap without sparing the details:
Fluffy let an ox loose which wandered away.
Tkwan abandons his nightwatch post and a thief makes away with our food.
Toxn didn't boil the water first and got cholera.
Tkwan gets exhausted from....stuff...and results in a broken arm.
Fluffy gets measles from local fauna.
Tkwan eats tainted food and contracts dysentery.
Zero dozes off during her night watch and thieves steal more food... you'd think we'd have learned.
Tkwan steps on a rattlesnake while moving away from the wagon to relieve himself. The bigger snake won.
The boys were horsing around in the back despite Zero's protests and it caused the wagon wheel to break.
Fluffy breaks his arm trying to imitate Tkwan's actions earlier... It gets pretty lonely out there...
Toxn is cleaning an ox when it farts, the smell makes him sick to the point of getting a fever. Zero reports it was a contagious virus to spare Toxn the shame.
Fluffy gets shoved out of the wagon by Zero. No seemed to notice while he ran after it screaming.
Toxn was cleaning an ox when it farted again, in his rage he killed the ox.
Toxn, due to the frustrations of the trip, attempted to relieve some of those frustrations the same way Tkwan and Fluff did earlier..also resulting in a broken arm.
Learning from what happened to Toxn, Fluff and Tamago plug the ox's bum while cleaning it. This results in the ox limping for a few hours.
Our group is extorted a whopping $7.50 sense by government thieves to take the toll road.
Tamago, who has been relatively unscathed the entire trip, contracts dysentery because he chose not to bathe for a few days. He learned his lesson.
A fire in wagon...Tkwan and Fluff both suggested to Toxn that it would be a bad idea to light a fart on fire...Just look at the size of those flames.
Finally, despite all these trials, success! Everyone made it through alive!
Edited by Tkwan, 05 June 2014 - 11:22 AM.
