60 replies to this topic

[Ramen]

Okay, I only got one response, so here it goes...

 

 

After much thought our cute little novice decided that he wanted to be a Dancer, and made his way to the Archer's guild in Payon...

[Kadelia]

He knew he was FINE and all the other boys were just jelly like a poring.

[davdbg]

But in his (her?) way, some as**ole SC manhole him/her and was warped out to a strage city, that city was all rusted, contaminated and all made of iron, a man grab him/her from his back and say "soo you are my new student to become a gunsliger? " and he/she say....

[Kadelia]

"No," the novice answered proudly: "I have a gift of groove and I need to share it with the world!"

[laksalot]

"Then dance!" retorted the old 'slinger, quickly drawing his pistol and firing a few shots at the novice's feet, which he nimbly dodged.

[Kadelia]

The novice quickly ran away, panting as he arrived in front of a tower in the middle of einbroch; one which allowed tourists to climb to the top and get an apple with the admission fee.

[AlmrOfAtlas]

There he found an unassuming man named Wildcat Joe who, in a bit of a blue funk over the recent drop in Ninja recruits, calls the Novice over for a chat...

[laksalot]

"Would you like to know more of the way of the cicada, young one, and its talent for escaping danger in the nick of time, as you just did?"

[Kadelia]

"Oh," the novice began to answer, "are you asking me if I want to be like those giant ugly, noisy bugs that leave their gross shells everywhere?"

[davdbg]

"No" -answered the ninja- "...but if you can't understand a metaphor or you suck that bad at sarcasm, you aren't able to become a ninja, bye" so the ninja went away in a butterfly wing, but the novice hold the ninja foot soo he were teleported to amatsu...

[iLoveHelloKitty]

The novice banned until 2023.

waahahah