The puns behind Frost Joke?
#1
Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:45 AM
There's a second line related to that same thing, anyone know the pun/joke behind it?
#2
Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:48 AM
Even many of the ones that do make sense just scream "ENGRISH!!!".
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:50 AM
#4
Posted 09 August 2010 - 06:53 AM
For instance, the maya/mother one, the name "Maya" means "motherly" in japanese or something like that.
So what's the Sasquatch Hydra pun?
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:04 AM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:29 AM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:31 AM
#8
Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:34 AM
I changed mine a few months back. I couldnt stand those old ones anymore.
...and how would one go about accomplishing such a thing?
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 07:43 AM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 08:26 AM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 08:28 AM
#12
Posted 09 August 2010 - 08:31 AM
They should make it a contest to come up with some seriously groan worthy jokes to use.
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 08:37 AM
#14
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:08 AM
But they won't do it. First off, they have that annoying policy of not offering prizes for community enhancing "contests". Remember the old commercial contest? That's basically why it failed so hard. That policy makes it difficult to get serious entries to anything. People like recognition, even if the rewards are meager at best. Anything from a few Battle Manuals to a one month Subscription or a hundred Kafra Points would make a huge difference.
Secondly, Gravity really can't commit it seems. They've mentioned redoing the website in the past and I remember the idea of having players submit text was brought up... But that fizzled out and never happened. On the old forums, the new Pet Talk Script for Green Maiden was stickied but was immediately forgotten by anyone in power. That's just sort of how things work around here. I wish it weren't true, but it's been replayed time and time again.
What is the exception to this... That old quest contest from ages ago and the headgear contest, I suppose. But we don't even have all the headgears implemented yet (though, oddly, other official servers have the iRO contest headgears....). Not really shining examples of well run contests.
#15
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:34 AM
All of the original jokes were all really, really awful word jokes. They probably didn't translate very well.
They should make it a contest to come up with some seriously groan worthy jokes to use.
My assumption has always been that the concept was a play off of that awkward silence being compared to ice (you've heard of an "ice breaker" at a party or when meeting new people right?)...
That would be cool though. Thing is, it would need to be judged carefully (certainly not a community vote), because the jokes are supposed to be terrible (and if you put it to a vote, too many people wouldn't realize that).
#16
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:39 AM
These are my current "jokes"
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs! Sasquatch...?
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!! What is this?!
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uve got a r33l -_-ign FACE problim
dun wory. i hav... TWO FLOPY DISKZ
ur mom waz amasign l4st nite
me adn ur mom did 1t a minit ag0
b33r maeks meh pleh liek profishnal
DAYUM RITE SOON
dun nu33d luk. remimbr u sed i wuz ossim!1
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she cal3d me a an alein.
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#17
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:48 AM
#18
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:52 AM
#19
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:55 AM
Edited by Symm, 09 August 2010 - 09:56 AM.
#20
Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:59 AM
#21
Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:03 AM
Also wondering IF someone were to get banned for it would it just be a temp account ban?
Edited by Scuba, 09 August 2010 - 10:03 AM.
#22
Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:04 AM
#23
Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:05 AM
But honestly, I dont think its as bad as explaining how someone bugged a WoE2 castle to not break.
Edited by Symm, 09 August 2010 - 10:08 AM.
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:54 AM
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:58 AM
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