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#1 Naughty

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 01:15 AM

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Good morning/Afternoon/Evening to all you. Heres another T.G.I.F Good Morning thread.


Bonjours Mes Amis! its friday!


The Naughty Patrols Glomp List


Naughty...Yes thats me ok, i admit it! what do you expect i live in the naughty corner, geez!
KingArthur...Busted!
Strongbad...*winky-face* *patty-head* man!
CoffeeMuse...I dragged by the legs to my corner.No easy task!
Rxwoman...Issued with her Naughty Corner visa.
Quakes...because he's a clever pastaboi!
OneKrackedMom...Cos she was very VERY naughty
DocJager...All Doctors are naughty but nice.
Could be you?
Could be your imaginary friend? o.0
I dunno, i ran outa suspects but im looking


If you want to confess to being naughty. . .let me know and your name will appear on the above list till you decide to mend your ways.


What struck me the most this week...

*strokes naughty seat*

I never see any home cooking. All I get is fancy stuff.
~Prince Phillip, Duke of Edinburgh

Queen Elizabeth never learned to make cheese on toast??! I cant imagine never being able to do something so simple as warming a bowl of soup
or making a grilled cheese toastie, always having someone at your beck and call to cook something up for you and the snobbery that must exist in thinking that they
must always cook something fancy for you. If I cooked for them, I would treat them to a simple dinner every once in a while, something like Beans,
Spaghetti or Scrambled Eggs on Toast. I would, I really would!
Beans make you... pump... break wind...let one off, i imagine in Buckingham palace that day, there would be a lot of two cheek sneaks!


Naughty Shenanighans

~The Tomato Garden~

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo,
who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I wont be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa.

A few days later he received a letter from his son

Dear Papa I would do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. Thats where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie.

At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
Thats the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie.


Have a great T.G.I.F day, if your new to this thread, welcome and dont be shy to say hello as everyone is welcome.


So till next time...Be Naughty but nice! =)



Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke

Edited by Naughty, 11 June 2011 - 09:45 AM.

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#2 gEddeh

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 01:18 AM

Naughty I wantz more of yer rhymes :3
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Posted 10 June 2011 - 01:21 AM

Naughty I wantz more of yer rhymes :3


No time right now, i gotta run, Dentist to see and its no fun.

:Edited to add this...Enjoy!

At the Farm
I was alarmed to see
A crowd of little yobbos,
Ollerin with glee,
I crept up close behind them
And weighed the scene up quick,
And saw them poke the chickens,
Poke them! . . with a stick!

'Get off you little hooligans!"
I shouted in their ear,
'Dont you poke them chickens,
Thats not why they are here."
I must have really scared them,
In seconds they were gone,
And feelin I had done some good
I carried on along.

Till up beside the chickens
I stood to view the scene,
They was lovely chickens,
Beautiful that i ever had seen
In and out the nestbox,
They was really having fun,
Squawking out and flying about,
All except for one.

One poor old puffed-up chicken
Clung grimly to his bed
And as the wind blew frontwards
Backwards he would lurch,
One foot up in his feathers,
Abandoned by the rest,
He sat there, plainly dying,
His head upon his chest.


the thought of chickens dyin'
Brought a lump into me throat,
I could no longer stand it,
And to the Farmer I fled,
Politely I began: 'Scuse me,
Your chickens nearly dead."

So me and the Farmer,
In urgent leaps and bounds
With a bottle of Chicken Cure
Dashed across the grounds.
The dust flew up around us,
As we reached the Chickens Pen
And the Farmer he turned to me
Saying 'Which one is it then?"

You know what I am going to say,
He was not there at all,
At least, not where I left him,
No, he flit from wall to wall,
As brightly as a button
Did he squawk and jump and leap,
The Farmer was very kind,
Saying, "I expect he was asleep."

But I was humiliated
As I stood before the wire,
The Farmer went back
To put his feet up by the fire,
So I let the Chicken settle
And after a short search,
I found the stick the yobbos had,
And poked him off his perch.

Edited by Naughty, 10 June 2011 - 01:35 AM.

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#4 Raabit

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 05:03 AM

Good morning!
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#5 HellGuardian

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 06:43 AM

Good morning! I still havent gotten any help on recommendation of laptop from anyone grrrrr :ani_meow:
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#6 OneKrackedMom

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 07:11 AM

Good morning all!! Anyone else feel like being naughty?? :o I do! LOL :D
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Posted 10 June 2011 - 07:48 AM

A little joke from my email....


SKIRT ZIPPER -




As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on,
she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled
'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we were friends.'



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#8 Bendersmom

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 08:00 AM

Those are funny, thanks. Good Morning and TGIF. Hot as hell here but supposed to get rain and cooler weather. Rain??? Oh nice more time for Rose this weekend without feeling guilty. Have a great one.
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Posted 10 June 2011 - 08:11 AM

I wish everyone a good weekend! :o
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#10 KingArthur

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 08:55 AM

smorning all. soon ill restart the daily threads. Just a bit busy atm thats all :o
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Posted 11 June 2011 - 12:57 AM

Yawn...
Oh hey...
Crap, pants... wheres my pants... damn it....
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#12 DocJager

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 12:59 AM

WOAAAA... it's Sheppard!!! WTF WTF
Goodmorning :o
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#13 CoffeeMuse

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 03:31 AM

Good morning!

Hey Shep, long time no see and welcome back. Don't be a stranger!

Off to work! Cheers.
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#14 Naughty

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 03:33 AM

Good morning all!! Anyone else feel like being naughty?? :D I do! LOL :o



Busted and added to the naughty list :D
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#15 OneKrackedMom

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 05:26 AM

Busted and added to the naughty list :o



LOL Think I will stay in the corner, it's where all the cool peeps are! :D
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#16 DocJager

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 08:01 AM

Hehe, I'm still flying under the naughty radar >=D
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#17 Naughty

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Posted 11 June 2011 - 09:50 AM

Hehe, I'm still flying under the naughty radar >=D


AHA! Alrighty then its sorted :o

Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These Phrases During Surgery

1/ Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
2/ Better save that. We will need it for the autopsy.
3/ Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then whats that?
4/ Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
5/ ...and could you stop that thing from beating, its throwing my concentration off
6/ Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
7/ Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.
8/ FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
9/ Hello, my names DocJager xD
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