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#1 Kazu731

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:28 PM

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I'm going to skip all the nonsense like "Introduction: Lol we like donuts!" and "Press start!" BadTouch is around and consists of many bad touchers who enjoy creating uncomfortable scenarios via molestation and subsequent threats to remain quiet about it.

If you like gravitating towards guilds that aren't full of sugar-coated morons who cannot express themselves in any meaningful way besides making bland attempts at being cute, then this guild should be on your list. If you like competition but see the current choices as anything but talented, this guild might be for you. If you find that you've driven away every single person who could ever hope to gain closeness to your heart by telling them to their face what a meaningless farce of a life they've had and that every single achievement they've made has been miniscule in comparison to the act of murdering an ant, this guild needs you.

As for requirements, we aren't as strict as most:
-Do not be a moron*
-Have at least some interest as far as at least showing up and attempting to be useful in Emporia War
-I'd like to try and set a minimum of at least level 40. If you prove you're not a total slacker and level up quickly it's not an issue but the higher the better
-Know what a Slapchop is

* If you taip liek dis, you need not apply. If you enjoy QQing about many things, don't bother. If I see a pony or a picture of your character in Ninja Frenzy status in your signature or avatar, don't count on an approval but it's not up to me.

Application format follows. Please note the stats are for reference and as of this moment there is not a bar you must reach.

Character Name:
Level:
Class:
AGI:
HLT:
Evade:
Aim:
Other stat (If you have a special build in which you stack Critical Damage or Movement Speed, list it here):
What is a Slapchop?:

All applications may be placed here in this thread. Applications will be handled by Endbringer, Nillachan, and Bhwee.


The guild is lead by Endbringer.

Edited by Kazu731, 16 August 2011 - 06:51 AM.

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#2 GrapefruitGod

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:30 PM

Don't forget about the special application process.

I'll let Endeezy explain that one
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#3 Kazu731

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:32 PM

Don't forget about the special application process.

I'll let Endeezy explain that one

I pretty much made this without his approval or knowledge or any kind of permission so yeah, he should take over on that one.
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#4 StormHaven

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:33 PM

Don't forget about the special application process.

I'll let Endeezy explain that one


Knee socks are required?
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#5 Endbringer

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:35 PM

Don't forget about the special application process.

I'll let Endeezy explain that one


I find that one more fun to explain in person.
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#6 Rimmy

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 01:44 PM

What is a Slapchop?:

All applications may be placed here in this thread. Applications will be handled by Endbringer and Nillachan.


Wad eez dis shlapchop?

Also, if it means I'm going to be "handled" by Endu and Nirra, I'd like to apply all over again pls.
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#7 HiRyan

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:07 PM

hi
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#8 Jumpluffspore

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:26 PM

Character Name:QuinHarley
Level:49
Class:Rogue
AGI:228
HLT:202
Evade:36
Aim:155
A slapchop is a magical innovation used to chop food that puny human hands and knives cannot handle. It may or may not refer to a sex term. I am not sure.
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#9 xBayoo

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:28 PM

I thought the requirement was 5-0 Nilla.
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#10 Reviren

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:49 PM

I wanted to join but all my chars are too low xD I kinda gave up on my guild :c
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#11 Cris

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:03 PM

I thought the requirement was 5-0 Nilla.

That's impossible, lol.
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#12 GrapefruitGod

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:15 PM

I thought the requirement was 5-0 Nilla.

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 03:17 PM

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;oooooooooooooooo
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Posted 15 August 2011 - 08:21 PM

i leave you boys unattended for 5 minutes....
we'll see if this thread ends up being a good idea...
this should be highly entertaining if nothing else
^^;

a warning to the weak at heart,
the members of badtouch are likely the most atrociously curt, outrageously crass, astoundingly potty brained, and surprisingly eloquent bunch of ppl in the game...they may even be a little bit racist.
(if you're offended by that, get over yourself, and go watch Avenue Q.)
most of us have been here since open beta THQ and we don't deal well with large volumes of stupid.

Endbringer is a self proclaimed @$$hole and has taught us well.
if you still think we're the right bunch for you, by all means, add your application to the list.
just don't cry when we flat out tell you no :3


Edited by Bhreemon, 15 August 2011 - 09:11 PM.

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#15 Endbringer

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 08:50 PM

i leave you boys unattended for 5 minutes....
we'll see if this thread ends up being a good idea...
this should be highly entertaining if nothing else
^^;

a warning to the weak at heart,
the members of badtouch are likely the most atrociously curt, outrageously brutal, astoundingly potty brained, and surprisingly eloquent bunch of ppl in the game...they may even be a little bit racist.
(if you're offended by that, get over yourself, and go watch Avenue Q.)
most of us have been here since open beta THQ and we don't deal well with large volumes of stupid.

Endbringer is a self proclaimed @$$hole and has taught us well.
if you still think we're the right bunch for you, by all means, add your application to the list.
just don't cry when we flat out tell you no :3


Denied. Get out of my guild.
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#16 Bhreemon

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 08:51 PM

Denied. Get out of my guild.


see what i mean? XD


Edited by Bhreemon, 15 August 2011 - 08:51 PM.

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#17 Endbringer

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 08:57 PM

Character Name:QuinHarley
Level:49
Class:Rogue
AGI:228
HLT:202
Evade:36
Aim:155
A slapchop is a magical innovation used to chop food that puny human hands and knives cannot handle. It may or may not refer to a sex term. I am not sure.


Send me a whisper ingame sometime. IGN Endbringer.
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#18 Calpico

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 09:11 PM

words

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Edit: HEY, GUYS, HAVE THIS OFFICIAL GUILD BANNER
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Edited by Calpico, 15 August 2011 - 11:57 PM.

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#19 Rimmy

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 10:02 AM

Endu never removes his hat. Like a boss.
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Posted 16 August 2011 - 07:28 PM

REMOVED BECAUSE PRINZ IS TEASING ME

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#21 Dorkish

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 04:13 PM

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

Edit: HEY, GUYS, HAVE THIS OFFICIAL GUILD BANNER
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I approve. :D
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:09 AM

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#23 Endbringer

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:12 AM

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I'll Nilla you.
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#24 xBayoo

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 07:15 AM

I'll Nilla you.


D;
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 12:44 PM

BOOOOOOOM :waddle:
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