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[Ralis]

I'm looking for ten awesome Ragnarok-related jokes to use in a later quest.

Please make sure you post your server and character name as well... Rewards for the best jokes might be given out!

Please remember to keep it clean as well. Think of those jokes you'd find on popsicle sticks!

Examples:

What do you call a Novice in a dungeon? An ambulance!

What did the Mi Gao say to itself? I'm tired of hopping around, let's split!

The cheesier the better! LET THE HARHARHARS COMMENCE!

[Xellie]

An LK walks into the middle of your bio party. What do you do?
Tell him to gtfo the party is full.

[Sully]

An LK walks into the middle of your bio party. What do you do?
Tell him to gtfo the party is full.

omgash D: thats not clean at all ./sob so mean

[Xellie]

Ralis can clean it up, I suffer from internet vocabulary syndrome

[Ralis]

Xellie is so particular about her parties. D:

[Campitor]

What did the chef say to the nipper? You'll do in a pinch.
What did the nipper say to the chef? You've really got me steamed.

[Zander]

Q&A:

What do u call a lung disease in ragnarok?

Answer: PNUEMANIA!!

[KriticalAssassin]

What happens to victims of faulty bunjee cords in Umbala?----They end up in Nifflheim.

[BIuewind]

Q: What did the Boa say to the Sting?

A: Lend me a hand!

[Ralis]

Q: What did the Boa say to the Sting?

A: Lend me a hand!

Love it!

[Senkasa]

#1. Why was the Evil Druid screaming at the priestess in the Glast Heim Church?

She was screaming "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

#2. ???: "Hey Novice, why do you look so gloomy? It's a sunny day!"

Novice: *With a disappointed look* It's poring...

#3. Why couldn't the bard write a love song?

He was metaling.

Hey I'm trying at least~

Edited by Senkasa, 25 October 2012 - 06:14 PM.

[Krispin]

There's a rideword and BOOKED joke somewhere in my mind, but I suck at making up jokes.

[Senkasa]

There's a rideword and BOOKED joke somewhere in my mind, but I suck at making up jokes.

Why couldn't rideword make it to deathword's birthday party?

His schedule was booked on the shelves.

I'm bored and trying to randomly think up of them now on my spare time, thanks Ralis... hah.

Edited by Senkasa, 25 October 2012 - 06:15 PM.

[Niji]

what do u call a stoned poring, mello jello

what did one sting say to the other, sweet he's dead high five dude!

Edited by Niji, 25 October 2012 - 06:43 PM.

[Riakuta]

Time for my attempt.

Q.Why was the Poring kicked out of Einbroch?

A.They accused it of Metaling in their affairs.

Have you ever heard the saying "A dogs bark is worse than its bite"?

Someone forgot to tell Atroce.

Edited by Riakuta, 25 October 2012 - 06:36 PM.

[falkenjeff]

Do these have to be question/answer jokes?

Wild Voltorb appeared!
~-_Sephiroth_-~: Go! Mechanic!
Enemy Voltorb used Explosion!
It was super effective!
Mechanic fainted!
~-_Sephiroth_-~: Hey, that's my trick!

EDIT: Valkyrie, falkenjeff

Edited by falkenjeff, 25 October 2012 - 06:33 PM.

[Senkasa]

I think it can be any format.

Q: What kind of tan can a girl get under a palm tree?

A: Lady Tan(ee)

I dont know I'm bored while just relaxing at home... xD

[We are allowed multiple attempts, right?]

[RennaSaintsworth]

Q : What strongest skill does a fat Sura have?

A: Glutton Fist.

[Ralis]

Yes, they need to be question / answer format. Or at least short enough to separate. xD

For example, I just took a past one and changed it to:

Why couldn't Rideword make it to Deathword's party? --> His schedule was booked!

Yep, post as many as you want!

[Senkasa]

Q: What's worse than a maestro's bad singing?

A: A muka doing the same.

[Feel free to merge my posts if necessary~]

Edited by Senkasa, 25 October 2012 - 06:43 PM.

[BIuewind]

Q. Why are TK's, TKM's and Soul Linkers never afraid to pass gas in public?

A. because they only have Mild Wind

[Ralis]

Q. Why are TK's, TKM's and Soul Linkers never afraid to pass gas in public?

A. because they only have Mild Wind

Loved this.

[Krispin]

Why do priests dislike mantises?

They don't pray.

[falkenjeff]

"What did the Warlock say to the Sura? Nothing, he was dead before he could say anything."


More specifically:
if(not sura) {
"What did the <your_character's_job> say to the Sura? Nothing <he/she based on your gender> was dead before <he/she> could say anything."
else {
"What did the <random_job_not_sura> say to the Sura? Nothing <he/she based on your gender> was dead before <he/she> could say anything."
}

[Senkasa]

Q: How did the mechanic try to fight the Hardrock Mammoth?

A: Using Mammonite.