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[Campitor]

Greetings!

Currently the Turkey On Your Head has a chance to shout a pun when a user is attacked, attacks, casts a spell or is attacked by a spell. However there is only a single pun for each event.

We are looking to expand this and believe it would be quite a hoot if the community at large had input on the expanded pun list.

Theme: Bird/Thanksgiving type one liner jokes! We will have no egrets about putting in almost any pun! Please feel free to post without worry of looking like a dodo.

Edit: Fowl language is okay but Foul language is not.

[Oda]

Do you have "I'll beat the stuffing out of you" as one of the random things it yells?

[GuardianTK]

Out of the frying pan. Into the FIRE!

[mintypudding]

Getting hit: No fowl play!

[Ralis]

^ "Party Fowl!" is the one when you get hit by magic, I believe.

"This battle will be over-easy!" is when you get hit by a physical attack.

"In Rune-Midgarts, egg beats you!" is when you attack physically.

No idea what the one for casting magic is though. =P

[RennaSaintsworth]

Ralis made me as a punchbag to test that hat. I demand a reward for that!

[Warnhal]

Tryptophantastic!
(Oh, organic chemistry....)

[Susan]

"What do you mean the capital of Turkey is Ankara?!"

[mintypudding]

Casting magic: Gravytational Field !!

[Ralis]

Let's see if I can remember some of mine from last night...

"That was my attack, now it's your tern!"

"Toucan play at that game!"

"Well this is a pheasant way to spend my time."

"From heron out it's no more mister nice guy!"

"This attack will give you something grouse about!"

"What a bunch of raven lunatics!"

"This is the best fight I've feather had!"

"Give it a nest already!"

"Fighting monsters is such a birden!"

"Owl get you yet!"

"Man, I hate it wren that happens..."

"I don't suppose you could sparrow heal?"

"This is aviary good fight!"

"Well, this is hawkward..."

"Don't be so bittern!"

"Is that the kind of tweetment you give a friend?"

"This is swan good battle!"

/thread

[Facekiller]

"youre enititled to your pinion"

"Im just winging it!"

"Im about to Egg-zact my revenge!"

"The pain is Eggscruciating!"

"this is Eggsaperating!"

"I guess ill have to go to Eggstremes in this fight"

Edited by Facekiller, 14 November 2012 - 02:46 PM.

[Yukyrie]

I will gobble you all up!!

[Dammage]

I was on a human's food plate once... ONCE!

[CheddarJack]

When attacking Peco/Grand Peco: Turkey on Turkey action!!

[SonicRain]

What about an egg one?

Trying to think of all these puns is really scrambling my brain.

Edited by SonicRain, 14 November 2012 - 05:57 PM.

[meli]

RABBIT SEASON!!

(unrelated, but can't help to think of that old toon scene).

[ashS1]

what do you call a turkey that comes across a rune knight ?

A dead one.

[Scuba]

"Don't let life get you down"

[Pick]

When you die i guess?
"That one hurt my gibblets"

Edited by Pick, 15 November 2012 - 08:27 PM.

[Chigikogou]

Attacking: I am the god THORkey!

Edited by Chigikogou, 15 November 2012 - 05:34 PM.

[kissme13]

When attacking/casting spell : Try my double egg turkeynizer!!

[Wateren]

Attacking: "I'm no chicken" or "I'm no chicken TRUSS me"

[CheddarJack]

When defeating a monster or when an egg drops (if you can): "That was EGGceptional"

[RoyalHeritage]

When Physically or Magically Attacked
1. You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
2. I went around saying "hobble-hobble.".


When Physically or Magically Attacking
1.I'll show you i'm not a chicken.
2.I'm gonna Foil you up.

[Riakuta]

When Physically or Magically Attacking
Your turkeys cooked!
That was basted in anger!

When Physically or Magically Attacked
I have stuffing to lose!

Edited by Riakuta, 15 November 2012 - 05:28 PM.