'Turkey On Your Head' Puns
#1
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:02 PM
Currently the Turkey On Your Head has a chance to shout a pun when a user is attacked, attacks, casts a spell or is attacked by a spell. However there is only a single pun for each event.
We are looking to expand this and believe it would be quite a hoot if the community at large had input on the expanded pun list.
Theme: Bird/Thanksgiving type one liner jokes! We will have no egrets about putting in almost any pun! Please feel free to post without worry of looking like a dodo.
Edit: Fowl language is okay but Foul language is not.
#2
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:04 PM
#3
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:05 PM
#4
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:06 PM
#5
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:10 PM
"This battle will be over-easy!" is when you get hit by a physical attack.
"In Rune-Midgarts, egg beats you!" is when you attack physically.
No idea what the one for casting magic is though. =P
#6
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:15 PM
#7
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:15 PM
(Oh, organic chemistry....)
#8
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:19 PM
#9
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:19 PM
#10
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:20 PM
"That was my attack, now it's your tern!"
"Toucan play at that game!"
"Well this is a pheasant way to spend my time."
"From heron out it's no more mister nice guy!"
"This attack will give you something grouse about!"
"What a bunch of raven lunatics!"
"This is the best fight I've feather had!"
"Give it a nest already!"
"Fighting monsters is such a birden!"
"Owl get you yet!"
"Man, I hate it wren that happens..."
"I don't suppose you could sparrow heal?"
"This is aviary good fight!"
"Well, this is hawkward..."
"Don't be so bittern!"
"Is that the kind of tweetment you give a friend?"
"This is swan good battle!"
/thread
#11
Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:41 PM
"Im just winging it!"
"Im about to Egg-zact my revenge!"
"The pain is Eggscruciating!"
"this is Eggsaperating!"
"I guess ill have to go to Eggstremes in this fight"
Edited by Facekiller, 14 November 2012 - 02:46 PM.
#12
Posted 14 November 2012 - 03:01 PM
#13
Posted 14 November 2012 - 03:06 PM
#14
Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:22 PM
#15
Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:57 PM
Trying to think of all these puns is really scrambling my brain.
Edited by SonicRain, 14 November 2012 - 05:57 PM.
#16
Posted 14 November 2012 - 07:10 PM
(unrelated, but can't help to think of that old toon scene).
#17
Posted 14 November 2012 - 08:11 PM
A dead one.
#18
Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:50 PM
#19
Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:39 PM
"That one hurt my gibblets"
Edited by Pick, 15 November 2012 - 08:27 PM.
#20
Posted 15 November 2012 - 01:14 AM
Edited by Chigikogou, 15 November 2012 - 05:34 PM.
#21
Posted 15 November 2012 - 02:49 AM
#22
Posted 15 November 2012 - 04:47 AM
#23
Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:35 AM
#24
Posted 15 November 2012 - 12:15 PM
1. You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
2. I went around saying "hobble-hobble.".
When Physically or Magically Attacking
1.I'll show you i'm not a chicken.
2.I'm gonna Foil you up.
#25
Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:26 PM
Your turkeys cooked!
That was basted in anger!
When Physically or Magically Attacked
I have stuffing to lose!
Edited by Riakuta, 15 November 2012 - 05:28 PM.
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