=>Command
Like so. Hopefully we'll get a story going. Yes, this is like "You Awaken in Razor Hill". Alternately if you've read Microsoft Paint Adventures, it's like that but in text form. It's just for fun, though, so hopefully we get something interesting. Only one command per post, please, and don't flood. Maybe it'll be something fun to do during the upcoming downtime.
Please keep all commands, at most, PG-13.
You are a Ranger and your name is Healpls. You like this name, but all it manages to do is offend priests. You have a pet poring who's name is Itenspls, and nobody ever seems to understand this one either, probably because they're all worthless plebeians who will never understand the fine, arcane art of glorious ironic Engrish.
You are level 50.
You do not know why you logged in at Izlude, because as far as you remember you were trying to sell Pandora's Boxes in Prontera for 50 zeny a pop to no avail because you think it's an exceptionally rare item, but there are no NPCs in sight. Frankly this whole thing is confusing you greatly.
Itenspls seems to be disturbed, its body liquefying and sticking to your legs, making you incredibly uncomfortable.
You have 200 Oridecon Arrows.
To the West is the South Plain, to the South is Payon Forest.
Directly in front of you is Izlude's main building, which for some reason the game would never let you enter previously but who's door now hangs ajar, allowing you to see inside.
(Your HP is at 100%)
(Your SP is at 100%)
(Your Guardian meter is empty)
=> Check Inventory
Your inventory consists of
(200) Oridecon Arrows
(1) Shiny Wood Bow
(5) Replacement Bowstrings
(2) Jellopies
(1) Butterfly Wing
(2) Moth Dust
(27) Pandora's Boxes
(2) Red Potion III
(1) Blue Potion II
You have no idea what you're going to do with all of this stuff, and for the first time your hoarding tendencies have not come in handy.
It is about noon, judging by the highly pixellated sun.
What will you do?
Edited by Faolain, 21 April 2013 - 01:21 PM.