My dearest Odin, after the thousands of monsters and daemons I hath faithfully slain in thy name, it has finally come to that time of the year when I, IGN: Nukaz, humbly ask for a gift as to aid me in spreading thy glory across Rune-Midgart (and eventually the other minor kingdoms).
And so I ask you for a wife. Yes, a wife! A companion I can trust to aid me as I travel across the land, searching far and wide, each poring-- uhh, anyway, yes. A wife.
In the (unlikely, considering you're the almighty all-father) case a proper maiden cannot be arranged in time, I will be satisfied with another kind of companionship. Namely, a pet. (and hopefully not an Isis, Succubus or Alice, as I already have trained them)
I'm sure my faith is well placed. May your Valkyries guide my fallen kinsmen to Valhalla, for it is still too early for me to follow, and I've still got much ass to kick in thy name...
PS: I have ordered a specially talented artisan to engrave thy name on my balls, as to let thy enemies know who silences their blasphemical mouths and ends their dishonorable existence.
PPS: Cannon balls. My Cannon balls.
Edited by TheGull, 30 November 2013 - 07:26 PM.