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#101 HikariYari

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 11:25 PM

(Q) Why did the Priest get upset at the novice?

(A) Because he played dead to look up her robe.


But the real joke is "Why can't you see a dancers backside while she is dancing?"

Edited by HikariYari, 27 October 2012 - 11:26 PM.

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#102 Klik06

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 02:33 AM

RO puts that money with the other money.

So no matter who wins.

They hittin' all the money!
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#103 krossfire

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:47 AM

Q: whats the sound of a bathory passing by?
A: broom broom broom
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#104 Susan

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 09:57 AM

Also: GROAN @ how many puns are in this thread... I hate pun jokes. x_x So lame.



^
Jaye just fired a groanade at the punzers...
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#105 Ralis

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 10:10 AM

I prefer the pun jokes. I can actually use them in-game, as opposed to the novel-length ones, sex jokes, etc.
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#106 Kadelia

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 10:12 AM

Puns really aren't funny if you're over the age of 6, though.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 10:24 AM

Q: What happens when you fill Ragnarok Online with many Touhou Project references?

A: Create the best game evar

It's funny cause you all know this to be true :3
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 10:25 AM

Perhaps to you. Some of them can be good.

This is my favorite non-pun, borderline appropriate joke someone's done so far:

Yo momma is so fat... --> Pierce hits her 3 times!
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#109 krossfire

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 12:07 PM

^ and ralis signals the start of RO yo momma jokes.

yo momma's so fat... dazzler hits her off screen.

you momma's so ugly... she can't use convex mirrors.

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#110 Niji

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 01:00 PM

yo mamma so fat....warp portals are afraid.

yo mamma so ugly... Nifleheim threw her out.

yo mamma so ugly....she makes shoees cry.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 01:29 PM

Yo mamma is so fat... she can't attack or use skills.

Sabaton from Classic server

Edited by Sabaton, 29 October 2012 - 11:56 PM.

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#112 Senkasa

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 02:29 PM

Yo mamma is so fat... she can't attack or use skills.


^ That's me in a typical grind-fest.

Yo momma is so fat that agi-up even slows her down!

Yo momma is so ugly that a Bathory beats her in beauty!

Edited by Senkasa, 28 October 2012 - 02:32 PM.

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#113 HikariYari

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 04:31 PM

Yo mama so ugly she makes Orc Warrior look good.

Yo Mama so ugly Bloody Murderer wouldn't touch her.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 04:32 PM

Yo mama so fat, anywhere she goes looters die of starvation.

Yo mama so ugly, NPCs give her masks for free.


Naida - Classic server

Edited by Naida, 29 October 2012 - 07:20 PM.

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#115 Senkasa

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Posted 28 October 2012 - 04:59 PM

Yo momma so fat, she got mistaken for a kafra storage warehouse.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 05:10 PM

Yo momma's so ugly, her face does more damage than gfist
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:12 PM

yo momma's so fat, it takes the airship a whole RO episode to go around her

Whats worse than 5 dead novices in a trashcan?

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 05:34 AM

YOU GUYS ARE AMATEURS
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#119 Senkasa

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 04:42 PM

What did the petite say when he couldn't breathe fire?

This is Ferus-trating!
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#120 KriticalAssassin

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 05:40 PM

Oh mah gawd. Senkasa you just made me remember one.

Q: Why were there no monsters in floor 1 of abyss lake?

A: It was Ferus and Bewlers day off!

Related to movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Edit: Oh yeah. Character: Kritical assassin Server: Valkyrie

Edited by KriticalAssassin, 29 October 2012 - 05:43 PM.

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#121 Senkasa

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 05:45 PM

Oh mah gawd. Senkasa you just made me remember one.

Q: Why were there no monsters in floor 1 of abyss lake?

A: It was Ferus and Bewlers day off!

Related to movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Edit: Oh yeah. Character: Kritical assassin Server: Valkyrie


You're welcome for the inspiration. :>

Though - Senkasa, Valkyrie. If any of that stuff must be asked. Easy, I know right?
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#122 KriticalAssassin

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 05:53 PM

You're welcome for the inspiration. :>

Though - Senkasa, Valkyrie. If any of that stuff must be asked. Easy, I know right?

Not really inspiration. It's something I thought of a long time ago. Just mentioning a ferus in yours reminded me of mine. haha. This thread is so interesting
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:03 AM

Yo mama is so fat... she got stuck at the Biolab dungeon entrance.
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 03:29 PM

Q: What's Medusa's favorite story?

A: Snakes on a Plain. (Would have went with movie but movies dont exist in RO :< )

Q: Why is everyone afraid of Seyren Windsor?

A: He's their worst knightmare. (Adjusted the joke to make a little more sense)

Edited by Senkasa, 30 October 2012 - 04:23 PM.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 03:42 PM

What did the poring do to the fabre? Rocker
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