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[HikariYari]

(Q) Why did the Priest get upset at the novice?

(A) Because he played dead to look up her robe.


But the real joke is "Why can't you see a dancers backside while she is dancing?"

Edited by HikariYari, 27 October 2012 - 11:26 PM.

[Klik06]

RO puts that money with the other money.

So no matter who wins.

They hittin' all the money!

[krossfire]

Q: whats the sound of a bathory passing by?
A: broom broom broom

[Susan]

Also: GROAN @ how many puns are in this thread... I hate pun jokes. x_x So lame.

^
Jaye just fired a groanade at the punzers...

[Ralis]

I prefer the pun jokes. I can actually use them in-game, as opposed to the novel-length ones, sex jokes, etc.

[Kadelia]

Puns really aren't funny if you're over the age of 6, though.

[Yukyrie]

Q: What happens when you fill Ragnarok Online with many Touhou Project references?

A: Create the best game evar

It's funny cause you all know this to be true :3

[Ralis]

Perhaps to you. Some of them can be good.

This is my favorite non-pun, borderline appropriate joke someone's done so far:

Yo momma is so fat... --> Pierce hits her 3 times!

[krossfire]

^ and ralis signals the start of RO yo momma jokes.

yo momma's so fat... dazzler hits her off screen.

you momma's so ugly... she can't use convex mirrors.

Edited by krossfire, 28 October 2012 - 12:09 PM.

[Niji]

yo mamma so fat....warp portals are afraid.

yo mamma so ugly... Nifleheim threw her out.

yo mamma so ugly....she makes shoees cry.

[Sabaton]

Yo mamma is so fat... she can't attack or use skills.

Sabaton from Classic server

Edited by Sabaton, 29 October 2012 - 11:56 PM.

[Senkasa]

Yo mamma is so fat... she can't attack or use skills.

^ That's me in a typical grind-fest.

Yo momma is so fat that agi-up even slows her down!

Yo momma is so ugly that a Bathory beats her in beauty!

Edited by Senkasa, 28 October 2012 - 02:32 PM.

[HikariYari]

Yo mama so ugly she makes Orc Warrior look good.

Yo Mama so ugly Bloody Murderer wouldn't touch her.

[Naida]

Yo mama so fat, anywhere she goes looters die of starvation.

Yo mama so ugly, NPCs give her masks for free.


Naida - Classic server

Edited by Naida, 29 October 2012 - 07:20 PM.

[Senkasa]

Yo momma so fat, she got mistaken for a kafra storage warehouse.

[krossfire]

Yo momma's so ugly, her face does more damage than gfist

[Xellie]

yo momma's so fat, it takes the airship a whole RO episode to go around her

Whats worse than 5 dead novices in a trashcan?

Spoiler

5 novices trying to sell you zeny

[mintypudding]

YOU GUYS ARE AMATEURS

[Senkasa]

What did the petite say when he couldn't breathe fire?

This is Ferus-trating!

[KriticalAssassin]

Oh mah gawd. Senkasa you just made me remember one.

Q: Why were there no monsters in floor 1 of abyss lake?

A: It was Ferus and Bewlers day off!

Related to movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Edit: Oh yeah. Character: Kritical assassin Server: Valkyrie

Edited by KriticalAssassin, 29 October 2012 - 05:43 PM.

[Senkasa]

Oh mah gawd. Senkasa you just made me remember one.

Q: Why were there no monsters in floor 1 of abyss lake?

A: It was Ferus and Bewlers day off!

Related to movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

Edit: Oh yeah. Character: Kritical assassin Server: Valkyrie

You're welcome for the inspiration. :>

Though - Senkasa, Valkyrie. If any of that stuff must be asked. Easy, I know right?

[KriticalAssassin]

You're welcome for the inspiration. :>

Though - Senkasa, Valkyrie. If any of that stuff must be asked. Easy, I know right?

Not really inspiration. It's something I thought of a long time ago. Just mentioning a ferus in yours reminded me of mine. haha. This thread is so interesting

[Sabaton]

Yo mama is so fat... she got stuck at the Biolab dungeon entrance.

[Senkasa]

Q: What's Medusa's favorite story?

A: Snakes on a Plain. (Would have went with movie but movies dont exist in RO :< )

Q: Why is everyone afraid of Seyren Windsor?

A: He's their worst knightmare. (Adjusted the joke to make a little more sense)

Edited by Senkasa, 30 October 2012 - 04:23 PM.

[Hemp]

What did the poring do to the fabre? Rocker