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#26 Helios0

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:44 PM

Gobbblegobblegobblegobble!!
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#27 Eslesa

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:06 PM

You have eggcellent aim!
Time to egg him on.

Those were terribird.
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#28 Memoir

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:11 PM

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To be stuffed for thanksgiving.
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#29 Helios0

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:16 PM

the OTHER white meat!
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#30 Wateren

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 06:55 PM

Being attacked:

"This isn't GRAVY people!!"
"Nobody said duck."

Hit by magic:
"Wait till I get my caws on you!!!"
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#31 Scuba

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:02 PM

What do you call Gravity during Thanksgiving?
- GRAVYTY

A cemetery is not "Gravy" !!



Spoiler

Edited by Scuba, 15 November 2012 - 11:03 PM.

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#32 LancesBabe

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 11:20 PM

when increase agi procs "I Beleive i can Fly...or run really fast"

when attacked "You are one Jive Turkey"

when attacking "Do you feel clucky punk?"(stolen from quest for camelot movie :P)


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#33 Memoir

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 04:02 AM

As we wonder through the depths of Glast Heim, a wild DarkLord appears!!
And the turkey on the head laid eggs out of fright.
Surprised by the frightening DarkLord, my jaw dropped. And the egg fell straight to my mouth.
And this solves my hunger problem. The end.

Edited by Memoir, 16 November 2012 - 04:05 AM.

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#34 CheddarJack

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 12:03 PM

When dead: "Oh our goose is cooked!!....Wait but im a turkey"
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#35 ilovemilk

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 12:13 PM

pop culture: opa opa
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#36 MrTyranitar

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:08 PM

"What the hen was that?!"

"Quacktion time!"
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#37 Facekiller

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 01:10 PM

"now im in a fowl mood"

"Magnum-Baste!"

"what the cluck you lookin at?

"die die... dye some eggs?"

"ok you beaked my interest"

"polly wanna whack ya"

"the bird is the word!"
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#38 Scuba

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Posted 16 November 2012 - 10:07 PM

You sure the thermometer goes THERE?
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#39 Kadelia

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 06:53 AM

"Now I'm in a fowl mood!"

+1
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#40 Niji

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 04:55 PM

Eat More Beef!!
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