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#1 dawnte

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 02:35 PM

April Fools' is coming

Prepare your jokes!

An event full of fun

For all you folks!

 

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Welcome to the Joke and Tell Creative Contest!

 

Your challenge is to make our judges: the WarpPortal Staff laugh out loud with your clever or funny jokes!

 

Please read the rules below and the FAQ section found at the end of this post to avoid disqualification and misunderstandings.

 

 

Kb97hpA.gif Open to all RO1 and RE:START players! (Odin, Thor, Chaos, Loki)

 

Kb97hpA.gif Rules:

  • Create a Ragnarok Online-themed joke (no more than 100 words).
  • You must also provide an explanation of the joke under a spoiler tag.
  • First come, first serve!
  • Must be your own original idea and work!
  • Strictly no insulting, defaming, bullying, passive-aggressive, direct personal jokes towards another player, guild, the game and anyone in the community. This will lead to an immediate disqualification and suspension from submitting again.
  • All entries must be rated PG-13. No excessive violence, strong language, or NSFW content will be permitted.
  • One joke per participant. Anyone caught submitting multiple entries under multiple accounts will be disqualified.
  • No post-reserving please.
  • No derailing. If you have any issues with another person's entry, please PM either CMAstra or myself about it in private.

 

Kb97hpA.gif Deadline:

Wednesday March 28, 2018 11:59:59 PM DST

 

 

Kb97hpA.gif How to Enter:

Fill out the following form and post your joke along with its explanation under a spoiler tag.

 

Jokes are NOT ALLOWED to have IMAGES, LINKS.

Explanations are ALLOWED to have IMAGES but NOT ALLOWED to have LINKS. MUST BE UNDER SPOILER.

 

Example:

 

Character Name: __________

Server: Odin/Thor/Chaos/Loki

 

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was Picky.

 

Explanation:

Spoiler

 

 

Kb97hpA.gif Grand Prize:

winners selected by the WarpPortal Staff will be awarded with a unique custom Achievement Title:

 

[Class Clown]

 

 

 

 

 

:ic: FAQ:

 

Why is there no participation prize?

Recently participation prizes have become a distraction that has taken away from the quality of the events that we've been able to run. Due to this, we have decided to experiment with different event and prize reward formats to find one that meshes will with the Ragnarok Community. Not all participation prizes (or lack thereof) will be the same across every contest we hold.

 

Why do we have to explain our jokes? That ruins the fun of it.

It is basically for the sake of understanding. And if the humor behind the joke is understood, then it is qualified as a joke!

 

How do I make a spoiler tag?

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Do upvotes contribute to winning in this contest?

No.

 

Are we allowed to submit more than one joke?

No.

 

Can we change our joke before the deadline?

Yes, you can edit the joke or the explanation or change it completely but you can only do this before the deadline.

 

Can we have memes as an entry?

Nope. We will keep it old-fashioned and tell jokes through words only!

 

Why is there a limit of 100 words?

Not all jokes follow the same format of Question and Answer like the shown example. You can do a short scenario joke with a punchline too. For example: "A Poring walks into a bar..." and so on! Remember jokes are meant to be short and sweet and direct!

 

 

Credits: Thank you Astra for letting me host again and to everyone who will be participating   :) Thank you Akreis for the artwork. Best of luck!


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#2 SMoto

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 03:04 PM

Character Name: SMoto

Server: Chaos Renewal

 

Guy A: Have you ever heard the most familiar noise in Payon Dungeon?

 

Guy B: No, what noise?

 

*Guy A runs off after hearing a bunch of flapping noises closing in, knowing something's about to get wrong.*

 

Guy B: This sounds Familiar... too Familiar.

 

Spoiler


Edited by SMoto, 04 March 2018 - 10:20 PM.

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#3 Sahmuurai

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 08:10 PM

Character Name: RUNNUR

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Player 1: Yo, I'm looking for some MDEF cards, got any ideas?

Player 2: Yeah, you try Gibbet yet

Player 1: Have you got any?

Player 2: Yeah

Player 1: Gibbet to me bebe, ahuh ahuh

 

Spoiler

Edited by Sahmuurai, 02 March 2018 - 02:04 PM.

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#4 Euxenite18061996

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 08:29 PM

Character name : (Krystal)
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*in a night club*

Male Sting : Come on! Show me what your momma gave ya!

Female Sting : My mom is the most Stingy person I ever know, She never give me anything!!

Male Sting : oookay... Jesus.. *left*

Spoiler


Edited by Euxenite18061996, 01 March 2018 - 02:00 AM.

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#5 francisdeo

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 09:22 PM

Character Name: Hanta GX

Server: Chaos

 

Question: Which monster in iRO use drugs?

Answer: High Orc

 

 

Spoiler


Edited by francisdeo, 04 March 2018 - 06:55 PM.

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#6 Hagges

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 10:31 PM

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Your mama is so fat, she loses HP when equiping a Tao Gunka armor.

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Edited by Hagges, 28 February 2018 - 11:01 PM.

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#7 shrikarash

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 04:04 AM

Charname : Scary Black Ant

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2 Novices talking to eachother outside the portal to Prt_Fld08(South prontera) in Izlude. A man approaches from the portal.

 

Novices talking loudly to themselves : I wonder where this portal leads to?

Man with a Zealotus pet                       :  A place with lot of lunatics.

 

(Novices stare at eachother, at the zealotus with the whip and then back at the man with wide eyes and back away slowly)

 

Novices backing away                         :  Oh...h. I.. see.... yyeah right, we just remembered something, We have to get back to uncle Hun right away.

 

Spoiler

 

 

 


Edited by shrikarash, 01 March 2018 - 10:19 AM.

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#8 fuyukikun

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 05:31 AM

Char name: Luke Star
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What does magic tell his parents when he runs away from home?
Yoooooooooooooooooo!

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#9 DarkOrinus

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 06:06 AM

Character Name: Hypnos Quintus
Server: Chaos
 
Archbishop [Party Chat]: hey sorry i'm late! gunna be there soon.
Ranger [Party Chat]: sure, but can you get me traps on the way?
Archbishop [Party Chat]: sure sure.
 
In OGH
 
Ranger: where are my traps?
Archbishop: look at party tab.
Ranger:  :p_sad:
Archbishop: The Holy Odin does not lie.
 
Spoiler

Edited by DarkOrinus, 01 March 2018 - 06:33 AM.

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#10 xionandfriends

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 09:57 AM

Character Name: _Xion

Server: Chaos

 

Xion: Phew... This leveling in Glast Heim Underprison is hard, I'm so tired that I need to take a break.
Party Member: Hey! Is not the place where you are sitting cold?
Xion: Huh? no, I'm sitting In-Just-Ice

 

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#11 MDmagic

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 11:04 AM

Character Name: SellKill

Server: Chaos

 

- Hey dude do u know where to level 1-10?

- u shall try prontera west  :ok:

- What Monsters there has?

- Good exp Mobs

- Bro

- What?

- U used amulets there right?

- Noupe  :heh:

Spoiler
 


Edited by MDmagic, 02 March 2018 - 08:36 AM.

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#12 Lovens

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 06:37 PM

Character Name: uwu
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Sad uwu: Can you help me forget my own joke?
Mesmerizer: Nope, you used your chance.
Sad uwu: What should I do now?
Mesmerizer: Drink some Warg Blood C o c k t a i l until you forget.
 
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ba dum tss
 
Spoiler
 

Edited by Lovens, 01 March 2018 - 09:40 PM.

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#13 Scuba

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 08:47 PM

Character name: Scubaparrot

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Knock Knock

Who's there

Aunoe

Aunoe who?

Aunoe I'm here to deliver the mail! Just open the door already!

 

Spoiler


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#14 Hikusaak

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 08:52 PM

Character Name: Lazlo

Server: Chaos

 

What was the reason behind an active Condensed White Potion brewer stopping their production?

They ran out of Bathories.

 

Spoiler


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#15 Road

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Posted 01 March 2018 - 09:31 PM

Character Name: Chazuke

Server: Chaos Renewal

 

 

Osiris and Pharaoh sitting in a Bar in Morroc, complaining to each other about how they only get a hour break from work. 

A Matyr turns to both of them : Stop playing matyrs ~ I never get a break!

 

Osiris answers : We can't all be born one~!

 

Spoiler

Edited by Road, 01 March 2018 - 09:35 PM.

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#16 PettyCash

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 12:29 AM

Character Name: '.KayuBalak.'

Server: Chaos

 

 

Joke: Why 6 porings afraid of 7 porings?

 

Spoiler

Edited by PettyCash, 02 March 2018 - 01:17 AM.

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#17 NGNLsora

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 12:43 AM

Character Name: NGNLsora

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*In the wood

Novice A : can u find me some branches?I'm trying to light a fire here .
Novice B : Potassium .
Novice A : What?
Novice B : I mean K .
*Novice B head out to get some branches.
Novice B :Here. *Hand out some branches.
Novice A :Tanks .
*Break the dead looking branch
*a wild Kathryne Keyron appeared
Novice A : Hory shetz. Das is dead branch !

Kathryne Keyron : Fear not for i shall light a fire.Along with u novices.
*Wild KK use Fire Ball,It's super effective.

 

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#18 KunKnee

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 01:59 AM

Character Name: KUNNY art

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Q: What do you call an MVP who likes to say goodbye?

A:

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

Edited by KunKnee, 02 March 2018 - 02:00 AM.

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#19 Renaru

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 02:46 PM

Character Name: Eremi

Server: Odin 

 

So, Two Orcs walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here"

The Orcs are incapable of understanding him as he does not speak Orcish.

The Bartender casts Fireball and the Orcs die.

 

Spoiler

Edited by Renaru, 28 March 2018 - 07:29 PM.

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#20 Angelslayer4231

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Posted 02 March 2018 - 05:03 PM

Character Name: Angelslayer

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You know, I enjoy dropping items on the Porcellio map. I find it fun to keep Metaling with Porcellios.

 

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Edited by Angelslayer4231, 02 March 2018 - 05:10 PM.

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#21 AmericaJin

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 12:07 AM

Character Name: Verze Koi
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You know, sometimes, when I have freetime, I go out into South Prontera Field and I find a nice, cool, shaded, spot under a tree and I converse with the little pink hopping blobs. They're very down-to-earth, extremely talkative, and they seem to enjoy my company because they're always waiting at the designated spot.

I enjoy the talks just as much as they do because I'm a good listener and they just can't stop Poring out their emotions.

Explanation:

Spoiler

Edited by AmericaJin, 03 March 2018 - 12:18 AM.

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#22 YongkySH

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 01:07 AM

Character Name: Ezioxa
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Q: Why was Phreeoni so salty?

A: Because he was sugar-phree
 
Spoiler

 


Edited by YongkySH, 03 March 2018 - 05:44 AM.

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#23 Ichimichi

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 05:58 AM

Character Name: Banevolent

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What is that time in history where eggs flourished?

 

Answer: Eggyra (Egg Era)

 

Spoiler

Edited by Ichimichi, 04 March 2018 - 02:10 PM.

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#24 BamBamNewbie

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Posted 03 March 2018 - 03:08 PM

Character Name: UNDER THE SEA
 
Server: Chaos
 
A: What are you doing? We are going in Bio5 right now.
 
B: Wait... let me put Pneuma on my hotkeys, so that RK bad as*s can't even touch me.
 
A: -_- you don't really need that, because the RK in bio5 don't even have a dragon, so he probably not going to use Dragon Breath.
 
B: What the heck is he using?
 
A: I don't know but he can probably murder us in one shot, sometime I thought I was in Game of Thrones, it is seem like he is looking for his Dragon.
 

 

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Edited by BamBamNewbie, 01 May 2018 - 01:10 PM.

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#25 Imidan

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 01:33 PM

Character Name:  Juan Luna 99Knight
 
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Joke: What do you call a Dark Lord that is full of imagination?

 

A: A Dark Illusion....  :p_err:

 

Spoiler

 

..Badam Tss...


Edited by Imidan, 23 March 2018 - 05:30 AM.

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