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[BlackMeow]

Character Name: Nink Pipples

 

Server: Thor

 

"You used to call me on my SKEL phone..." 

 

-Drake 

 

Spoiler

nuff said

 

[ilovemuffin]

Character Name: ~Papa-Sugar~

 

Server: Thor

 

Joker: Where does a Green Plant write its love letter?

Audience: In a Romantic Leaf; phew lame! 

J: But, why do they even write those?

J: Because... they are stationary! 

 

Spoiler

Joker is an in-game monster resembling a clown

Romantic Leaf is a lower headgear dropped by a monster Green Plant

Stationary as plant don't move and is meant in the joke to be stationery where you write things

[diikhlaskan]

character name : Diikhlaskan04

server : chaos

 

"what do you call an untouchable pet?"

Purrfect Doge ._.

 

Spoiler

it came from perfect dodge, when normall attack cannot hit you

Edited by diikhlaskan, 06 March 2018 - 01:16 AM.

[ChaoticRK]

Character Name: ChaOZPOeT

Server: Thor

 

Player 1: What monster has the inability to keep a secret?

Player 2: What?

Player 1: Beelzebub!

 

Spoiler

Beelzebub card when compounded has a descriptor - of Bigmouth

 

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P.S. I would like to continue but it is on the rules that only one per user. So, pick whichever you deem and the rest as freebies.

 

I'll just spoiler the other two for the readers to read.

 

Spoiler

Poporing, Poring and Drops went inside a bar.

 

A couple of minutes later Poporing was out.

 

Why?

 

Spoiler

Poporing drops a glass while poring a whisky.

 

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Player 1: What did Baphomet tell Bapho Jr.

Player 2: What?

Player 1: I haven't senior mother lately.

Player 2: '-'

 

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Player 1: I have a gift for you.

Player 2: Wow, thanks!

Player 1: *Gives an old blue box to player 2.*

Player 2: *Opens the obb.*

 

You obtain an old blue box: 1 ea.

 

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Edited by ChaoticRK, 06 March 2018 - 10:13 PM.

[8169140116200959747]

Character Name: Studl3y
Server: Chaos
 
A person in a party asked a member for Lauda Agnus, but the other person didn't understand
 
Person 1: Lauda please.
Person 2: what you say?
Person 1: LAUDA PLEASE!
Person 2: WHAT YOU SAY?!
Person 1: (mumbled) just forget it...

Spoiler

Lauda can be misjudged for louder.

Edited by 8169140116200959747, 06 March 2018 - 10:48 PM.

[S207]

Character name: S209

Server: Chaos

 

So this bard, visible drunk comes to a bar, looks to the most brave guy and yells to him: "You there! You are qualified to receive my love!". The guy, baffled, just got frozen.

 

Spoiler

The phrase "You there! You are qualified to receive my love!" its one of all the phrases the bard can yells on casting Umbarring Octave, a skill to frozen enemies/party members

[noroboli]

Character name: Wollopy

Server: Renewal Chaos

 

Hunter and Priest in Byalan.

 

Priest: Uh oh, here comes 2 monsters.... Double strouf!

Hunter: I can't, no sp!

 

 

Spoiler

Play on words. Strouf is a monster in Byalan dungeon and Double Strafe is an archer/hunter skill.

 

[VileCharmander]

Character Name: Bantor

Server: Chaos

 

"Your artsy items are quite good! Quite good indeed." Dearles said. "Now I propose you complete a dance test in order to earn my Crumb of Sobbing Starlight."

                "A dance test?" I said, terrified. "But I'm a terrible dancer. Is it hard?"

                "Oh, quite difficult indeed!"

                "Can you give me anything to help?"

                Dearles thought a moment. "I have no items that would help, but I can teach a spell to help you focus."

                "Yes! Teach me!"

                "Alright, just start singing this during the test: I, I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me, I'm so glad..."

 

Spoiler

Dearles and the Crumb of Sobbing Starlight are obviously part of The Sign quest, and the “spell” is the lyrics to the famous Ace of Bass song by the same name.

[Chiago]

Character Name: Maswald

Server: Chaos

 

Who is the most calm monster in Midgard?
The Zenorc

Spoiler

Zen is a whole philosophy on meditation, to calm the mind. Basically,  Zenorc is a monster that has "Zen" in its name so... yah bad joke.

Edited by Chiago, 08 March 2018 - 05:24 PM.

[jamdonutjam]

Character: jamdonutjam

Server: Chaos

 

friends preparing for TI

 

Gene: Wouldn't your casts get cancelled?

Warlock: I have a Phen

Gene: I have a pineapple

 

Warlock: ...

 

Spoiler

 

A play on the pineapple pen meme and Phen card, which prevents user's casts from getting interrupted.

Spoiler

Warlocks tend to carry Phen carded accessories due to having skills that have long cast times. Genes require a Pineapple for creating Pineapple Bombs which can cause damage when used with Item Sling.

Spoiler

 

the real punchline is that this joke is terrible

Edited by jamdonutjam, 11 March 2018 - 02:18 AM.

[Tofu]

Character name: Myz
Server: Chaos
 
Why was Osiris sad at summer camp?
He missed his mummy.
 

Spoiler

Osiris is a mummy, and mummy here is a play on the word mommy.

Edited by Tofu, 02 April 2018 - 04:12 PM.

[Newbi001]

Character name: FlurryChin
Server: Renewal Chaos
 
A question:
Why someone dislike carbonara spaghetti in RO?
Because:
Because it is too creamy (insect type food),and they are creamy fear.

Spoiler

*Creamy  and creamy fear is butterfly type monster in Ro, not everyone accept insect type food or creamy food in the word.*

Edited by Newbi001, 11 March 2018 - 04:37 PM.

[deforte]

Character name: watatu

Server: chaos

 

An adventurer suggested Gramps for faster leveling. The map is full of monsters and you can meet a new friend along the way. Entered Eden. Talked with gramps. Passed the interview.
Level 71… check
Maps Payon cave… check
Monsters… 400 and talk with Aperture. Destination Payon. One map north and tada! Payon cave... its full of low level zombies.

Spoiler

Based on experience and the way to Gramps maps are thru him via Send me there option. Happy April fools!

 

Edited by deforte, 12 March 2018 - 07:41 PM.

[Asmrow]

Character name: Msmrow

 

Server: Chaos

 

Ranger A: Hey, you should learn how to shoot your arrows in sinusoidal trajectories. You will deal more damage. 

 

Ranger B: Uh? Really? But why?

 

Ranger A: Because they will have No Limits.

 

Spoiler

Sinusoidal functions like sin(x) have undefined limits in mathematics as x approaches infinity.

No Limits is a ranger active skill that considerably boosts their ranged damage.

[hozdamar]

• Character Name: BaZZaRs

• Server : Odin

 

Prontera picks

_______________________

A: Can you Help me please?

Me:Yes.

A:You give me things and guns more little zeny.

Me: Okay, I need to take a lumpy bedspread.

A: quietly (We found another sucker)

ME:Together we go to the warehouse and I tell him it's not working.

 

 

Prontera picks

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[Diskence]

Character Name: Holidays
Server: Renewal Chaos

 

Joke:

Why is Glast Heim full of evil monsters?

 

 

Because there is a lot of Injustice in there

 

Spoiler

Injustice is a monster inside Glast Heim Underprison

Glast Heim is full of evil, therefore lacking in justice

[veinzjj]

Character Name: xApocalypse
Server: Odin

 

Joke:

Do you know why gunslinger keep spending zeny/money ??

 

-- Because they are too desperado (Desperate).

 

[angelopaol1011]

Character Name: Dr.Strange
Server: Thor


Question:
Why does the hode, hide and then it went to the doctor?

Answer:

Spoiler

Coz the earthworm is not peeling well.

Spoiler

As you always see, hodes which resemble earthworms always hid themselves underground. They drop this misc item called earthworm peeling. The hode is not "peeling" well or not shedding of their skin well, or may also be the hode is not "feeling" well.

Edited by angelopaol1011, 15 March 2018 - 12:06 AM.

[Doral]

Character Name: Montclair
 
Server: Chaos

 

Joke: How do biolab monsters sing the a b c song?

 

Answer: "Ebecee de ee ef gee ech ai jey key el em en oh pee......."

 

Spoiler

Erende Ebecee is a biolab monster that resembles a fallen acolyte 

Edited by Doral, 22 March 2018 - 11:24 AM.

[Alastor0808]

Character Name: `JepJep`

 

Server: Odin

 

Joke:

 

Three friends went to a guild recruitment, a Hunter, an Assassin and a Rogue:

 

Guild Master: So, what will be the roles that you'll play for this guild?

The hunter proudly raised his traps...

 

Hunter: I will be your trapper!!!

 

The assassin proudly showed his agility with his katars!

 

Assassin: I will be your breaker!!!

 

The rogue proudly surprised the guild master from his stalk wearing his Undershirt and Pantie set.

 

Rogue: I will be your Stripper!!!

 

Guild Master : ... "/swt"

Spoiler

 

Each character in the game can be built to do specific aspects in the game. In this case the hunter is built to use traps, to become a trapper, the assassin is built to attack very quickly for breaking emperiums to become a breaker, and the rogue is built to "Strip" enemy equipment, to become a stripper.  This rogue skill is also known as "Divest".  Stalk is a skill that allows rogues to walk while hiding and this skill is also used in combination with Divest to surprise enemies in getting their equipments "stripped". In this case, the Guild Master was surprised of something else.

Undershirt and Pantie are game equipments that is viable for a "Stripper" rogue, but in this case, the term "Stripper" was seen differently by the GuildMaster. Confusing that the rogue was an exhibitionist or someone who likes to take off their clothes due to the equipment that the rogue was wearing.

 

Edited by Alastor0808, 15 March 2018 - 04:26 PM.

[Vienna]

Character Name: Vienna
Server: Chaos
 
Joke:
Q: What do you call it when two merchants crash into each other while rushing down the street?

A: A Vender Bender

Spoiler

Explanation: When two cars crash it's often called a "fender bender" where as merchants are often "Venders"

[Xellie]

Character name: Xellie

Server : Restart

 

Joke:
An assassin cross walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "I haven't seen you before"
The assassin replies "Because you didn't have maya purple." 

 

 

Spoiler

Maya purple allows you to see cloaked characters

[Kiniro]

Character Name: Kiniro
Server: Restart

Joke:
A Vit Knight walks into a bar.
*Takes 1 Damage.*

Spoiler

Vit classes are designed to tank and absorb damage while reducing it to a minimum.

Edited by Kiniro, 19 March 2018 - 08:41 PM.

[Fratalizite]

Character Name: Minseth

Server: Renewal Chaos

 

Joke:

What do you call a group of angry monkeys?

 

An Enchanted Peach Tree 

 

 

Explanation:

Spoiler

Yoyo is a monkey that is non-aggressive/passive while the Enchanted Peach Tree which has a group of Yoyos in the tree that is aggressive hence they are a group of angry monkeys.

Yoyo: 

Enchanted Peach Tree: 

Edited by Fratalizite, 20 March 2018 - 05:37 AM.

[Aiello]

Character Name: Aiello

Server: Restart

 

Joke:

The dancer says to the bard "That's an impressive riff!" The bard replies "I dont mean to braggi.."

 

 

 

Spoiler

 

Its a pun! Impressive riff and braggi are bard skills!

Edited by Aiello, 21 March 2018 - 05:25 PM.