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#26 BlackMeow

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 03:58 PM

Character Name: Nink Pipples

 

Server: Thor

 

"You used to call me on my SKEL phone..." 

 

-Drake 

 

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#27 ilovemuffin

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Posted 04 March 2018 - 09:05 PM

Character Name: ~Papa-Sugar~

 

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Joker: Where does a Green Plant write its love letter?

Audience: In a Romantic Leaf; phew lame! 

J: But, why do they even write those?

J: Because... they are stationary!  :heh:

 

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#28 diikhlaskan

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 01:15 AM

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"what do you call an untouchable pet?"

Purrfect Doge ._.

 

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Edited by diikhlaskan, 06 March 2018 - 01:16 AM.

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 04:54 PM

Character Name: ChaOZPOeT

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Player 1: What monster has the inability to keep a secret?

Player 2: What?

Player 1: Beelzebub!

 

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P.S. I would like to continue but it is on the rules that only one per user. So, pick whichever you deem and the rest as freebies.

 

I'll just spoiler the other two for the readers to read.

 

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Edited by ChaoticRK, 06 March 2018 - 10:13 PM.

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#30 8169140116200959747

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 10:45 PM

Character Name: Studl3y
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A person in a party asked a member for Lauda Agnus, but the other person didn't understand
 
Person 1: Lauda please.
Person 2: what you say?
Person 1: LAUDA PLEASE!
Person 2: WHAT YOU SAY?!
Person 1: (mumbled) just forget it...

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Edited by 8169140116200959747, 06 March 2018 - 10:48 PM.

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#31 S207

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Posted 07 March 2018 - 12:15 PM

Character name: S209

Server: Chaos

 

So this bard, visible drunk comes to a bar, looks to the most brave guy and yells to him: "You there! You are qualified to receive my love!". The guy, baffled, just got frozen.

 

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#32 noroboli

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 05:23 AM

Character name: Wollopy

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Hunter and Priest in Byalan.

 

Priest: Uh oh, here comes 2 monsters.... Double strouf!

Hunter: I can't, no sp!

 

:heh:

 

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#33 VileCharmander

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 11:30 AM

Character Name: Bantor

Server: Chaos

 

"Your artsy items are quite good! Quite good indeed." Dearles said. "Now I propose you complete a dance test in order to earn my Crumb of Sobbing Starlight."

                "A dance test?" I said, terrified. "But I'm a terrible dancer. Is it hard?"

                "Oh, quite difficult indeed!"

                "Can you give me anything to help?"

                Dearles thought a moment. "I have no items that would help, but I can teach a spell to help you focus."

                "Yes! Teach me!"

                "Alright, just start singing this during the test: I, I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me, I'm so glad..."

 

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#34 Chiago

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 05:23 PM

Character Name: Maswald

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Who is the most calm monster in Midgard?
The Zenorc

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Edited by Chiago, 08 March 2018 - 05:24 PM.

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#35 jamdonutjam

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Posted 09 March 2018 - 08:59 AM

Character: jamdonutjam

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friends preparing for TI

 

Gene: Wouldn't your casts get cancelled?

Warlock: I have a Phen

Gene: I have a pineapple

 

Warlock: ...

 

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Edited by jamdonutjam, 11 March 2018 - 02:18 AM.

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#36 Tofu

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Posted 10 March 2018 - 04:41 PM

Character name: Myz
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Why was Osiris sad at summer camp?
He missed his mummy.
 
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Edited by Tofu, 02 April 2018 - 04:12 PM.

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#37 Newbi001

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 02:37 AM

Character name: FlurryChin
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A question:
Why someone dislike carbonara spaghetti in RO?
Because:
Because it is too creamy (insect type food),and they are creamy fear.

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Edited by Newbi001, 11 March 2018 - 04:37 PM.

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#38 deforte

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 06:06 PM

Character name: watatu

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An adventurer suggested Gramps for faster leveling. The map is full of monsters and you can meet a new friend along the way. Entered Eden. Talked with gramps. Passed the interview.
Level 71… check
Maps Payon cave… check
Monsters… 400 and talk with Aperture. Destination Payon. One map north and tada! Payon cave... its full of low level zombies.

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Edited by deforte, 12 March 2018 - 07:41 PM.

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#39 Asmrow

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 07:21 PM

Character name: Msmrow

 

Server: Chaos

 

Ranger A: Hey, you should learn how to shoot your arrows in sinusoidal trajectories. You will deal more damage.  :ok:

 

Ranger B: Uh? Really? But why?

 

Ranger A: Because they will have No Limits.

 

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#40 hozdamar

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 12:26 AM

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Prontera picks

_______________________

A: Can you Help me please?

Me:Yes.

A:You give me things and guns more little zeny.

Me: Okay, I need to take a lumpy bedspread.

A: quietly (We found another sucker) :D

ME:Together we go to the warehouse and I tell him it's not working.

 

 

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#41 Diskence

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 02:08 AM

Character Name: Holidays
Server: Renewal Chaos

 

Joke:

Why is Glast Heim full of evil monsters?

 

 

Because there is a lot of Injustice in there

 

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 10:33 AM

Character Name: xApocalypse
Server: Odin

 

Joke:

Do you know why gunslinger keep spending zeny/money ??

 

-- Because they are too desperado (Desperate).

 

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#43 angelopaol1011

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 10:40 PM

Character Name: Dr.Strange
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Question:
Why does the hode, hide and then it went to the doctor?

Answer:
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Edited by angelopaol1011, 15 March 2018 - 12:06 AM.

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Posted 15 March 2018 - 09:19 AM

Character Name: Montclair
 
Server: Chaos

 

Joke: How do biolab monsters sing the a b c song?

 

Answer: "Ebecee de ee ef gee ech ai jey key el em en oh pee......."

 

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Edited by Doral, 22 March 2018 - 11:24 AM.

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#45 Alastor0808

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Posted 15 March 2018 - 02:21 PM

Character Name: `JepJep`

 

Server: Odin

 

Joke:

 

Three friends went to a guild recruitment, a Hunter, an Assassin and a Rogue:

 

Guild Master: So, what will be the roles that you'll play for this guild?

The hunter proudly raised his traps...

 

Hunter: I will be your trapper!!!

 

The assassin proudly showed his agility with his katars!

 

Assassin: I will be your breaker!!!

 

The rogue proudly surprised the guild master from his stalk wearing his Undershirt and Pantie set.

 

Rogue: I will be your Stripper!!!

 

Guild Master : ... "/swt"

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Edited by Alastor0808, 15 March 2018 - 04:26 PM.

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#46 Vienna

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Posted 17 March 2018 - 07:12 AM

Character Name: Vienna
Server: Chaos
 
Joke:
Q: What do you call it when two merchants crash into each other while rushing down the street?

A: A Vender Bender

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#47 Xellie

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Posted 18 March 2018 - 06:06 PM

Character name: Xellie

Server : Restart

 

Joke:
An assassin cross walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "I haven't seen you before"
The assassin replies "Because you didn't have maya purple." 

 

 

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#48 Kiniro

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Posted 18 March 2018 - 06:09 PM

Character Name: Kiniro
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Joke:
A Vit Knight walks into a bar.
*Takes 1 Damage.*

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Edited by Kiniro, 19 March 2018 - 08:41 PM.

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#49 Fratalizite

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Posted 20 March 2018 - 05:34 AM

Character Name: Minseth

Server: Renewal Chaos

 

Joke:

What do you call a group of angry monkeys?

 

An Enchanted Peach Tree 

 

 

Explanation:

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Edited by Fratalizite, 20 March 2018 - 05:37 AM.

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#50 Aiello

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Posted 21 March 2018 - 01:11 PM

Character Name: Aiello

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Joke:

The dancer says to the bard "That's an impressive riff!" The bard replies "I dont mean to braggi.."

 

 

 

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Edited by Aiello, 21 March 2018 - 05:25 PM.

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