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[Rod0810]

Character name: Hrod

Server: Odin

 

Hey, do you know Merr, the bard? I went to a bar, He sang badly and I was obligated to pay the artistic couvert! Was the "Merr-chants" night. I should have suspected.

 

Explanation:

Spoiler

Bard is the class related to chants and merchant is the class related to money.
The event name "Merr-chants" makes mention of the merchants class and a fictional show of a fictional bard called "Merr".

 

I am not referring to any player! I created "Merr" in the game exactly to avoid problems (currently it is a lvl 1 novice)

[SFever]

 

 

Edited by SFever, 22 March 2018 - 02:09 PM.

[granolacolonize]

Character Name: QueenToadette

 

Server: Chaos

 

Joke:

 

One afternoon in south Prontera...

Lunatic: Hey guys, want to hear a joke?

Other Monsters: Sure

Lunatic: Why is it hard to explain metaphors to Porings?

Other Monsters: Why?

Lunatic: Cause they take things literally!

Poring : I don't get the joke but I'm stealing it.

 

Spoiler

Metaphors are a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.

The joke is that Porings take things literally and also that they take things, literally!(as in steal items from the ground).

A follow up joke then of the Poring "stealing" the joke after not getting it because they like taking stuff from the ground, like the game!

[Chrominho]

Character name: Chrome Sinx

Server: Chaos

 

A Poring comes to another Poring:

 

Poring 1: - Do you realise we are eating floor items nonstop, maybe we gonna explode idk... Do we have a limit?

Poring 2: - Probably not. Just keep eating those items!!!!

 

Spoiler

Porings are creatures that will eat everything they see, but do they have a limit? Maybe they just have blackholes in their stomaches...

[axi0m]

Character Name: Setekh

Server: Odin

 

Why could the champ never keep a secret?

 

Spoiler

He lacked Mental Strength

Edited by axi0m, 24 March 2018 - 09:18 PM.

[Stephanie]

Character Name: Steffany

Server: Chaos

 

Q: What's the most sociable monster in RO?

A: Yoyo

 

Spoiler

"Yo" is an informal way of greeting someone.

[Jingelicious]

Charactername: Ji-Jing
Server: Odin

Player 1: I got a question, do ninja can throw a star?

Player 2: Sure, he can

Spoiler

Sure, he can means shuriken (same pronaunciation)

[salvione]

Character Name: Crown Clown
Server: Odin
 

2 bards chatting leisurely in east Prontera;

Bard A : Do you know why Magic String helps u spam skills?
Bard B : No, why?
Bard A : Because its a Poem of Bragging.
Bard B :  ................ How about the skills that aren't affected by it?
Bard A : Guess they weren't impressed by the Riff.
Bard B : Ughh.. i bet u have a joke about Song of Lutie too.
Bard A : I do, but I dun think u're cap-apple of understanding it.

*All nearby monsters freezes....

 

Spoiler

Alternate name of Magic String is Poem of Bragi. Brag = gloat, show off, boast.
Some skills are not affected by Magic String but can be affected by ASPD boost (Impressive Riff).

Alternate name of Song of Lutie is Apple of Idun.
Bards have a skill name Frost Joker/Unbarring Octave where they freeze nearby enemies by telling lame jokes.

 

Edited by salvione, 28 March 2018 - 06:10 AM.

[CMAstra]

Hi everyone, friendly reminder that this contest ends tonight at 11:59PM PDT! 

Please get those entries in before then, I will set the thread to lock at shortly after the contest closes and we will deliberate on results tomorrow.

 

Thank you all for participating  

[Digs]

what do you call someone that thinks carrots are rainbow coloured?

 

answer: a lunatic

 

Spoiler

a rainbow carrot  is used to tame lunatics  

Edited by Digs, 28 March 2018 - 09:34 PM.

[CMAstra]

Results will be posted next week so we can get the whole team's votes in 

 

Have a good weekend everybody!

[CMAstra]

We are back! Thank you all for your hilarious submissions and your patience over the weekend. Hope you had a good Easter Fools Day

Without further ado, here are your 6 winners as chosen by the WarpPortal staff judging committee!

 

 

 

Renaru

Spoiler

 

Character Name: Eremi

Server: Odin 

 

So, Two Orcs walk into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here"

The Orcs are incapable of understanding him as he does not speak Orcish.

The Bartender casts Fireball and the Orcs die.

 

Spoiler

Anti jokes are the best jokes! Teehee~

 

 

Tofu

Spoiler

Server: Chaos

 

Why was Osiris sad at summer camp?

He missed his mummy.

 

Spoiler

Osiris is a mummy, and mummy here is a play on the word mommy.

 

Vienna

Spoiler

Character Name: Vienna
Server: Chaos
 
Joke:
Q: What do you call it when two merchants crash into each other while rushing down the street?

A: A Vender Bender

Spoiler

Explanation: When two cars crash it's often called a "fender bender" where as merchants are often "Venders"

 

Alastor0808

Spoiler

Character Name: `JepJep`

 

Server: Odin

 

Joke:

 

Three friends went to a guild recruitment, a Hunter, an Assassin and a Rogue:

 

Guild Master: So, what will be the roles that you'll play for this guild?

The hunter proudly raised his traps...

 

Hunter: I will be your trapper!!!

 

The assassin proudly showed his agility with his katars!

 

Assassin: I will be your breaker!!!

 

The rogue proudly surprised the guild master from his stalk wearing his Undershirt and Pantie set.

 

Rogue: I will be your Stripper!!!

 

Guild Master : ... "/swt"

Spoiler

 

Each character in the game can be built to do specific aspects in the game. In this case the hunter is built to use traps, to become a trapper, the assassin is built to attack very quickly for breaking emperiums to become a breaker, and the rogue is built to "Strip" enemy equipment, to become a stripper.  This rogue skill is also known as "Divest".  Stalk is a skill that allows rogues to walk while hiding and this skill is also used in combination with Divest to surprise enemies in getting their equipments "stripped". In this case, the Guild Master was surprised of something else.

Undershirt and Pantie are game equipments that is viable for a "Stripper" rogue, but in this case, the term "Stripper" was seen differently by the GuildMaster. Confusing that the rogue was an exhibitionist or someone who likes to take off their clothes due to the equipment that the rogue was wearing.

 

 

granolacolonize

Spoiler

 

Character Name: QueenToadette

 

Server: Chaos

 

Joke:

 

One afternoon in south Prontera...

Lunatic: Hey guys, want to hear a joke?

Other Monsters: Sure

Lunatic: Why is it hard to explain metaphors to Porings?

Other Monsters: Why?

Lunatic: Cause they take things literally!

Poring : I don't get the joke but I'm stealing it.

 

Spoiler

Metaphors are a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.

The joke is that Porings take things literally and also that they take things, literally!(as in steal items from the ground).

A follow up joke then of the Poring "stealing" the joke after not getting it because they like taking stuff from the ground, like the game!

 

 

Kiniro

Spoiler

Character Name: Kiniro
Server: Restart

Joke:
A Vit Knight walks into a bar.
*Takes 1 Damage.*

Spoiler

Vit classes are designed to tank and absorb damage while reducing it to a minimum.

 

During this week's maintenance, the winners will all receive the Achievement Title [Class Clown] which they can affix to the character of their choice.

 

Congratulations winners!! 

[Kiniro]

Woo!

[dawnte]

Congratulations to the winners

 

Was really glad to see a lot of entries for this contest!

 

I hope we get more achievement titles from contests in the future whether they may be as a participation prize or a grand prize

[Alastor0808]

Yaaaay

Edited by VModCinnamon, 03 April 2018 - 03:51 PM.
Mod Edit: Merged the yaaay's for you.

[Vienna]

Thanks~ <3

Are these account wide or character only titles? I probably should have asked before picking the character to put it on... Derp. x_x;;

[Diskence]

Was a fun event, thank you for hosting! 

[Imidan]

Woo!

 

 

Yaaaay

 

 

Thanks~ <3

Are these account wide or character only titles? I probably should have asked before picking the character to put it on... Derp. x_x;;

 

Congrats to ALL winners!  

[Doral]

congrats to the winners  

[BlackMeow]

grats

[Renaru]

Oh wow, nice.

 

Anti-Jokes for the win!

[deforte]

congratz to winners!

[CMAstra]

Thanks~ <3

Are these account wide or character only titles? I probably should have asked before picking the character to put it on... Derp. x_x;;

 

Character only 

 

If you want it on a different character, please PM me before tomorrow and we can still get it in.

[Doral]

here's a good joke : we got all our missing updates already

 

 

LOL

 

oh it's not a char wide title? :<